There is no such thing as sin ... 
I believe you can do wrong however... 
 To be sinful is: "To go against what  people  have said that God has said for you not to do. 

Question:
How else can you capture a mind in the deepest corners of the earth, where no one can see you doing things you are "not supposed to be doing!?!"... 
Answer:
Make them  afraid  of what God will do to the sinner!

 We are all here as role playing entities. 
 We all have talents ranging from 
'GREAT' to 'small' 

Here is the weird thing... 
 It's all ' interpretation'  though,  of  how 'GREAT' or 'small'

 You see.... 
 It all balances itself out! 

 You have people who think things are small and of little importance, those same unimportant things can mean the world to someone else.....

Thus creating balance ....

A businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of
his round-trip ticket. If he could just get to the airport, he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a
cab waiting.

He got in and explained his situation to the cabby. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his
drivers license number, his address, etc. but without success. 
The cabby said, 
"If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!"

So the businessman was forced to hitchhike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big.

Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. 
Well, who should he see out there, at
the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. 

The businessman thought for a
moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.

The businessman got in the first cab in the line.

"How much for a ride to the airport?" 
he asked?

"Fifteen bucks", came the reply.

"And how much for you to give me a blow-job on the way?"

"What?! Get the hell out of my cab."

The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with
the same result.

When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked:
"How much for a ride to
the airport?"

The cabby replied "Fifteen bucks."

The businessman said *OK* and off they went.

Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs, the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.

The moral of the story is never
Get Mad!
 

Just,
Get Even!

>>1.We've got news for you 'know it all' 
You are not near as smart as you think.

>>2. If you want to stay on our good side please put down the toilet seat. Only a moron would leave it up!

>>3. Take time out to realize that we have twice as many details to tend to when getting ready in the morning. Be more patient, It shows that you understand and care about our efforts.

>>4. A lot of little things mean a lot more than one big thing.

>>5.Get rid of your smelly old 'favorite gym shoes'!

>>6. Forget about being pissed off because you don't like what we wear! 
You knew we were dressing like this when you met us!

>>7. If you want your dinner every night at 6:00pm sharp, make it yourself!

>>8. When you put oil in your car you never miss the spout. Put that same effort into aiming your piss stream into the toilet.

>>9.Always wash your hands after you use the bathroom. 

>>10. And oh, by the way, when you use the last of the toilet paper please replace the roll.

>>11.Don't ever call us 'nags' If you would do what we ask the first time, we'd never mention it again!

>>12. When we need to share our feelings to 'feel better' please don't start telling us 'how to fix it'. 
Just shut up and listen!

>>13. This may come as a surprise but, we are perfectly capable of taking care of ourselves. We allow your presence not because we can't do without you but, because we actually like having you around.
Don't take knowing that for granted!

>>14. As women we realize we can't do 'everything'
a man can do. After all, someone has to take out the trash.

>>15.Just because you don't seem to be able to understand us does not mean that we don't make sense.

>>16. Don't condemn us just because we do, think and say so many things at the same time. We are born 'multi-taskers' 
We can't help it if your brain only allows your gender to think about one thing at a time.

>>17. If you didn't waste so much time driving in circles when you 'know' you're lost, we wouldn't feel so compelled to persuade you to ask for directions.

>>18. We are not giving you sex unless we feel you care and appreciate us first.

>> 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.  Don't ask us.
>>2.Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down.
>>3. Don't cut your hair, ever.

>>4. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. 
Live with it.

>> 5. Get rid of your cat.

>>6.Sunday = Sports.

>> 7. Anything you wear is fine, really.

>> 8.Women wearing Wonder bras and low cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

>> 9. You have too many shoes.

>> 10.Crying is blackmail.

>>11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

>> 12.Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

>> 13. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult that peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.

>> 14. Yes, and no are perfectly acceptable answers.

>> 15. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

>> 16.Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

>> 17. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

>> 18.If you don't dress like the Victoria Secret girls,  don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

>> 19. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, 
and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, then we meant the other one 

>> 20.Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women,  how  can we know how pretty you are?

>> 21. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to appear.

>> 22.You can either ask us to do something OR tell how  you want it done-not both.

>> 23. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

>> 24.You have enough clothes.

>> 25. Nothing says "I love you" like sex.