My Alien Encounter

The fact of the matter is, I was out cold, and when i woke up, I had a webcam, and this picture on my monitor. It lead me to believe i was abducted my human replictions, controlled by evil robots.

1. This is an alien replica of me. Note his side parting, which is combed to the WRONG SIDE! I never comb my hair backwards. Besides. Look how incredibly handsome he is. You know he has to be a copy of me!

2. I have reason to believe that is the mouthpice communicator he uses to call home base. That is how they knew to beam him up so suddenly

3. This is no doubt a robot entity sent to help the replica study me, aboard the ship. Notice is empty gaze, and four legs, as well as the throne like base he sits upon.

4. In the reflection of the robot's visor, a bright white light can be clearly seen. This is a neighbour UFO A blue light is also seen, one of those inside the ship, which explains the blue haze over the photo.

5. The cord which connects the robot to the replica. This proves the replica was being commanded, and was programmed, using the robot to carry out instructions.

1. The robot's throne line base backing, which rises up behind its "head", much like a collar.

2. The neighbour UFO, which appears to be guarding this ship.

3. An access button of some sorts, probably for taking carbon copy images of their subjects.

4. One of the four seen legs of the robot, maybe more, which gives it a spider like appearance. One thinks of the doll from Toy Story.

5. A sudden change of light in the background. This must be the beginning support of a window, outlooking the sky, where we can se the neighbour UFO.

6. The cable connectingthe robot to the replica, from where it got its instructions and orders. Information was passed through these cables, and transmitted into the output command unit (8)

7. A blue light, seeming to be a lamp, or study light, attached to the ship's ceiling, possibly. This light is the explanation of the blue haze over the photo.

8. The output command unit, which prints orders and directory commands from the "Big Boss", of whom I do not yet know for certain. Information can be carried and collected, then transferred through cables, and eventually passed out through the robot.

One question that plagued us all: How did the webcam work in space?? We not believe that the robots carried an immense static charge, which caused the camera to react as it would in a normal computer. This caught the robots offgaurd, which is why the webcam was not confiscated.

Where Are They From? We do not know exactly. Some theories are that they habitate around the Milky way, just on the outskirts, and do not just visit earth regularly, but millions of other planets.

Why Are They Here? They are here to study earth life. Unlike most "know it alls" would LIKE to believe, they are NOT the most intelligent beings in the cosmos, but rather developing creatures, who are constantly wanting to learn more about others.

How Do They Know Us? They have studied us for centuries, and seen the human race develop. Some scientists believe they might have helped spark the creation of the earth by adding new elements to the planet.

Why Robots? Because robots are capable of anything...didn't you watch "Terminator"?

Who Is The "Big Boss"? The big boss is the control centre of all the abductions. Never has there been a more trrifying, powerful and ingenious mind. He is devious and cunning, and can do more with a flick of his pinky that a whole nation could ever do. We think he's a ferret...

How Many Are There? A lot...I mean lot! So start running, because when they attack you'll be sorry...

If you have any questions about my encounter, please email me at [email protected]


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