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The Author of this web page is a distinguished member of the human species, gender male, age 15 and avaliablity unknown. He currently attends Iroquois Ridge High School, where he is completing Grade 10, against his will. Being of higher intelligence, he would prefer to be in a higher grade. Unfortunately, the world does not realise his potential, and insists on his being with children of his own age. He will soon show them.

Modesty forbids him to put but one picture of himself on this site, as well as has him speak in the third person. He is not mad, do not test him. The picture is not recent, but almost two years old. He looks older now, he promises. He apologises sincerely for the rather bad quality of photographics, but he has no $5,000 dollar digital camera. Poor poor him. (Hint, hint). Hobbies include owning a extremely complicated planet (Earth), and making up pretentious words to confuse people he does not like. One favourite pastime is living on his computer. Eating, sleeping, breathing. The only drawback is that he tends to curl his toes beneath his feet when he is online, and he has now developed bad carpet burn and a blister. He reminds you again not to mock him.

Another favourite pastime is declaring copyrights on his own work without purchase of authenticity. He is a published writer of poems and short stories, and is looking for any new tasks. He is currently writing in a newspaper, reviewing music, and creating new text. He has one The Halton English & Creativity Award, and several honourable metions.

My, doesn't he look young?

It's those boyish good looks and charm I tells ya.

Profile of a Genius:

Name: Murray Kieran (Genius) Clayton

Nicknames: Mur, Murbur, Keebler, M.C.Clayton, South Africa

Aliases: Not to be Revealed

Age: 15

Sex: Male

Natural Enemies: Ditzs, Floozies that aren't his

Natural Habitat: Anywhere but here

Lives Where: Townhouse in Oakville, Ontario, Canada

Eats: Rarely

Doesn't Eat: What he's not givin

Wanted To Be: Rich

Speciality: Pretentiousness, Luck, Annoyance

Pets: Bubbles & Shoe

Believes: If at first you don't succeed, do something else. It's not worth wasting time on

Also Believes: He was a powerful overlord in nother life

Yet Also Believes: His time will come. Then you'll be sorry.

Doesn't Believe: In the real world, Logic, the he's mentally healthy (but no one believes him)

Favourite T.V. Show Street Cents

Movie The Craft

Song: Jack's Obsession

Game: Diablo 2

Thinks: He doesn't think. He Knows

Preaches: "You're a <insert latter noun here>!"

Suffers From: Siblings

Encourages Others To: Think like he does, have an OPEN mind

Likes To Make Fun Of: Everything

Quest: To not stop until everyone knows his true powers...*Kaboom!*..uh oh....


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