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Here Are The Lyrics To The Songs On The Bob The Hamster CD Mix:

BOB THE HAMSTER CD MIX

Rasputina: The Olde Headboard
Rasputina: The New Zero
Rasputina: How We Quit The Forest
Rasputina: Transylvanian Concubine
Rasputina: Signs Of The Zodiac
Pink: Real Love
Eurhythmics: Sweet Dreams
REM: Shiny Happy People
Sugar Ray: Every Morning
Sugar Ray: I Just Want to Fly
Red Hot Chili Peppers: Under The Bridge
B*witched (Bewitched): C'est La Vie
Destinies Child: Bills, Bills, Bills
Vitamin C: Graduation
South Park: La Resistance
An American Tale: Somewhere Out There


 
The Olde HeadBoard:

WHAT BECOMES A LEGEND MOST?
I'LL LET YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
SPACE GHOST COAST-TO-COAST.
WHILE I GIVE THANKS TODAY
FOR ALL THE THINGS I STOLE
AND ALL THE THINGS I GAVE AWAY
YOU MAKE EXPERIMENT, YOU TRY TO
TEACH A LESSON AND THEN TAKE A STAND
A FAKE HANDSHAKE DON'T MAKE NO MAN
I DON'T KNOW, ABOUT A YEAR AGO OR SO
I MUST HAVE MADE YOU UP IN MY HEAD
WHAT DID I BASE YOU ON?
WAS IT A BROADWAY SHOW I SAW?
A HOT NEW BOOK I READ?
HALF-BAKED YOU COME AT ME
YOU KNOW I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL HERE NO MORE.
THE NEW BEST FRIEND, THE OLDE HEADBOARD.
YO NO COMPRENDO, MI AMOUR
OH NO, YO NO COMPRENDO.
THE NEW BEST FRIEND, THE OLDE HEADBOARD
WHERE'D YOU GET THE DUMB IDEA
FOR ALL THE SECRETIVE PLUTONIC DATING?
I HAVE EXPERIENCE
IN THE LOVE AND THE LIVES
OF MAN AND MACHINES
YO NO COMPRENDO, MI AMOUR
OH NO, YO NO COMPRENDO.
THE NEW BEST FRIEND, THE OLDE HEADBOARD
WHAT BECOMES A LEGEND MOST?
THE LOVE AND LIVES OF MAN AND MACHINE
OLDE HEADBOARD
THE LOVE AND LIVES OF MAN AND MACHINE
OLDE HEADBOARD


 The New Zero:

HE'S AGREED
TO TAKE ME
TO THE ICE HOTEL FROM THE MAGAZINE
WHAT WE'LL NEED
IS A GLEAMING KEY
MADE OF ICE AS WELL
BY THE FINEST ICE MACHINE.
IT'S THERE THAT NO ONE WILL STARE
AT YOUR JAWS AND YOUR LONG FUR
THE CLAWS IN YOUR FINGERS.
IT'S THE PAST WHEN THE PASSERBY LAUGHED
AT YOUR STRANGE WAY OF SPEAKING
YOUR BATTERIES LEAKING
OH NO
OH GOD NO
THEY DON'T KNOW
THE NEW ZERO.
UNIFORMS WORN
SO LEISURELYU.
THE REINDEER SKINS
THE PRIVACY
HOW WAS HE BORN?
HE'S ASKING ME
FLAPPING HIS FINS
VERY IMPRESSIVELY.
IT'S THERE THAT NO ONE WILL STARE
AT YOUR JAWS AND YOUR LONG FUR
THE CLAWS IN YOUR FINGERS.
IT'S THE PAST WHEN THE PASSERBY LAUGHED
AT YOUR STRANGE WAY OF SPEAKING
YOUR BATTERIES LEAKING
OH NO
OH GOD NO---------HE HAS AGREED
THEY DON'T KNOW---TO TAKE ME
THE NEW ZERO------TO THE ICE HOTEL
I REALLY DON'T CARE AND NEITHER DOES HE
IF THIS HOTEL MELTS INTO THE SEA
POLISHED AND SO RARE, THIS WAY THAT WE SEE.
THE COLDNESS HELPS, IT'S OUR FAVORITE REMEDY.
IT'S THERE THAT NO ONE WILL STARE
AT YOUR JAWS AND YOUR LONG FUR
THE CLAWS IN YOUR FINGERS.
IT'S THE PAST WHEN THE PASSERBY LAUGHED
AT YOUR STRANGE WAY OF SPEAKING
YOUR BATTERIES LEAKING, OH NO!
OH GOD NO---------HE HAS AGREED
THEY DON'T KNOW---TO TAKE ME
THE NEW ZERO------TO THE ICE HOTEL

 How We Quit the Forest:

THE OSTRICH AND THE EGRET
HAD A VERY FINE FLAT TO LET.
FIGURINE HUTCH, NO THE PLACE WASN'T MUCH, BUT THEY
GOT A PEACOCK.
HIS BELONGINGS WERE MEAGER BUT,
HE WAS PRETTY, WOULD BRING GOOD LUCK.
THEY WOULD SING SONGS ALL AROUNG THE PIANO AND
DO THE CAKEWALK.
HE WOULD SAY WHAT HE'S GONNA DO.
HE WOULD SAY WHAT HE WANTED TO.
OSTRICH AND EGRET WERE FILLED WITH REGRET, BUT THE
RENT'S WELL WORTH HIM.
HE FELT THINGS THAT THEY'D NEVER FELT.
LIKE THE SLAP OF A FEATHER BELT.
SO STILL THEY SAT BY THE FIREPLACE SILENT.
A CHILL RAN THROUGH THEM.
OSTRICH AND EGRET AND PEACOCK HAD VERY SMALL DREAMS.
THINKING OF THEM JUST REMINS ME OF CALENDAR SCENES.
NOBODY'S LAUGHING WHEN EVERYONE'S WEEPING, IT SEEMS.
SO THAT'S HOW WE QUIT THE FOREST.
THE SCENE WASN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE.
THE SCENE IS NEVER WHAT IT USED TO BE.
SO, THAT'S HOW WE QUIT THE FOREST.
THE SCENE WASN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE.
THE SCENE IS NEVER WHAT IT USED TO BE.
SO, THAT'S HOW WE QUIT THE FOREST.
 
Transylvanian Concubine:

If you want to know how
To fly high, then go now
To the place where all the concubines...
Meet and converse with them
Marvel at their pale skin
Wonder how they chew on their pointy...
Teeth and hair are beauty
They know it's their duty
To be countess in their hearts and their...
Minds that have to whisper
See in them a sister
Look into their eyes and you'll be a
Transylvanian Concubine.
You know what flows here like wine.
Stay here with us, it's just time.
Transylvanian Concubine.
Sorrow is their master
Cackling with laughter
Now he's having just one piece of...
Cakey is their make-up
Catholics try to shake up
All the things that form their lives, but they're...
Dead, their sighs, their songs
They know what they do is wrong.
Stay here with us, it's just time.
Transylvanian Concubine.
Candelabra's lighted
Satan has been sighted
Never has there been an evening like...
This is what they wanted
Always to feel hunted
You can never be too rich or too...
Thin. The blood has run out.
Fangs ruin any cute pout
Morning has come now they've flown
What have you learned from what has been shown?


 Sign Of The Zodiac:

DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE SIGNS OF THE ZODIAC?
HAVEN'T YOU FOUND THAT THE SYSTEMS FOR
PLANNING ALWAYS FAIL?
CAN YOU AVOID WHAT GAVE DADDY HIS HEART ATTACK?
HAVE YOU TRIED EVERYTHING, ANYTHING
ALL TO NO AVAIL?
I KNOW WHAT YOU NEED.
THIS WILL REALLY WORK.
IN ANCIET TIMES, IF YOU WERE SICK
THEY MAKE YOU BLEED.
OH, HONEY I KNOW IT HURTS.
LOOK ALL AROUND YOU AND NOTICE YOU'RE NOT ALONE.
WE WANT TO GIVE THE COURAGE TO
GO A DIFFERENT WAY.
THINK OF THE LOVE AND ATTENTION WE ALL HAVE SHOWN.
WHAT DID WE DO WHEN WE HEARD,WELL, WE
ALL CAME RIGHT AWAY.
I KNOW WHAT YOU NEED.
THIS WILL REALLY WORK.
IN ANCIENT TIMES, IF YOU WERE SICK
THEY MAKE YOU BLEED.
OH, HONEY I KNOW IT HURTS.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE SIGNS OF THE ZODIAC? I KNOW WHAT YOU NEED.
THIS WILL REALLY WORK.
IN ANCIENT TIMES, IF YOU WERE SICK
THEY MAKE YOU BLEED.
OH, HONEY I KNOW IT HURTS.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE SIGNS OF THE ZODIAC?

 Pink - Most Girls

I never cared too much for love
It was all a bunch of mush
That I just did not want
Paid was the issue of the day
If my girlfriends got some game
Couldn't be more fly
Getting paid was everything
But I'm not every girl
And I don't need that world to validate me
Cause shorty got a job
Shorty got a car
And short can pay your rent
But when I'm dancing baby it's not in my heart

Most girls want a man with the bling-bling
Got my own thing, got the ching-ching
I just want real love
Most girls want a man with the mean green
Don't wanna dance if he can't be
Everything that I dream up
A man that understands real love

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, o-o-h

And I was some girl about the floss
It was all about the cost
How much he spent on me?
Seek for a man who gots the means
To be giving you diamond rings
It's what every fly girl
Could want or even dream

But I'm not every girl
And I don't need no g to take care of me
Cause shorty got a job
Shorty got a car
And short can pay your rent
But when I'm dancing baby it's not in my heart, no, no

Most girls want a man with the bling-bling
Got my own thing, got the ching-ching
I just want real love
Most girls want a man with the mean green
Don't wanna dance if he can't be
Everything that I dream up
A man that understands real love

Most girls want a man with the bling-bling
Got my own thing, got the ching-ching
I just want real love
Most girls want a man with the mean green
Don't wanna dance if he can't be
Everything that I dream up
A man that understands real love

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, o-o-h

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, o-o-h

And I'm not every girl
And I don't need no g to take care of me, no
Cause shorty got a job
Shorty got a car
And short can pay your rent
But when I'm dancing baby it's not in my heart, oh most girls

Most girls want a man with the bling-bling
Got my own thing, got the ching-ching
I just want real love
Most girls want a man with the mean green
Don't wanna dance if he can't be
Everything that I dream up
A man that understands real love

Most girls want a man with the bling-bling
Got my own thing, got the ching-ching
I just want real love
Most girls want a man with the mean green
Don't wanna dance if he can't be
Everything that I dream up
A man that understands real love

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, o-o-h

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, o-o-h

I, I just want just want real love
Said I gotta have real love
Everything, can you be everything I can come up with, oh

 Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)

Sweet dreams are made of this
            Who am I to disagree?
            I travel the world
            And the seven seas--
            Everybody's looking for something.
            Some of them want to use you
            Some of them want to get used by you
            Some of them want to abuse you
            Some of them want to be abused.

            (Hold your head up--Keep your head up--MOVIN' ON)


 Shiny Happy People

Shiny happy people laughing
Meet me in the crowd
People people
Throw your love around
Love me love me
Take it into town
Happy happy
Put it in the ground
Where the flowers grow
Gold and silver shine

Shiny happy people holding hands
Shiny happy people laughing

Everyone around love them, love them
Put it in your hands
Take it take it
There's no time to cry
Happy happy
Put it in your heart
Where tomorrow shines
Gold and silver shine

Shiny happy people holding hands
Shiny happy people laughing

 Every Morning

Every morning there's a halo hangin
From the corner of my girlfriend's four post bed
I know it's not mine but I'll see if I can use it for
The weekend or a one-night stand

Couldn't understand
How to work it out
Once again as predicted left my broken heart open
And you ripped it out

Something's got me reeling
Stopped me from believing
Turn me around again
Said that we can do it
Y'know I wanna do it again

[Sugar Ray say]
Oh...........
[Every Morning]
Oh................
[Every Morning when I wake up]
[Shut the door baby, don't say a word]
Oh.......
[She always rights wrongs, she always rights]
[Shut the door baby, Shut the door baby]

Every Morning there's a heartache hanging
From the corner of my girlfriend's four-post bed
I know it's not mine and I know she thinks she loves me
But I never can believe what she said

Something so deceiving
When you stop believing
Turn me around again
Said we couldn't do it
Y'know I wanna do it again

Oh...........
[Every Morning]
Oh..................
[Every Morning when I wake up]
[Shut the door baby, don't say a word]
Oh...........
[Every Morning]
Oh..........
[Every Morning when I wake up]
[Shut the door baby, shut the door baby]

She always rights the wrongs
For me
Baby
She always rights the wrongs
For me

Every Morning there's a halo hanging
From the corner of my girlfriends four-post bed
I know it's not mine but I'll see if I can use it for
The weekend or a one-night stand

[Shut the door Ray, don't say a word]

Every Morning
Every Morning when I wake up
[Shut the door baby, shut the door baby]
Every Morning
Every Morning [Turn me around again]
[Shut the door baby, don't say a word]
Every Morning
Every Morning

 I Just Want To Fly

Spread your love and fly
All around the world statues crumble for me
Who knows how long I've loved you
Everywhere I go people stop and they see
25 years old, my mother god rest her soul

I just want to fly
Put your arms around me baby (x2)

I just want to fly
Put your arms around me baby (x2)

Dance a little stranger show me where you've been
Love can make you hostage wanna do it again
Theres no time to think bout to start it all again
Well find out I'm sure, my mother she told me so

I just want to fly
Put your arms around me baby (x2)

I just want to fly
Put your arms around me baby (x2)

I just want to fly (x2)

All around the world statues crumble for me
Who knows how long I've loved you
Everyone I knows been so good to me
25 years old, my mother go rest her soul

I just want to fly
Put your arms around me baby (x2)

I just want to fly
Put your arms around me baby (x2)

I just want to fly
 
UNDER THE BRIDGE

SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I DON'T HAVE A PARTNER
SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE MY ONLY FRIEND
IS THE CITY I LIVE IN
THE CITY, OF CITYS, LONELY AS I AM, TOGETHER WE CRY

I DON'T EVER WANNA FEEL LIKE I DID THAT DAY
TAKE ME TO THE PLACE I LOVE
TAKE ME ALL THE WAY
I DON'T EVER WANNA FEEL LIKE I DID THAT DAY
TAKE ME TO THE PLACE I LOVE, TAKE ME ALL THE WAY

I DRIVE ON THE STREETS, 'CAUSE HE'S MY COMPANION
I WALK THROUGH HIS FIELDS, 'CAUSE HE KNOWS WHO I AM
HE SEES MY GOOD DEEDS AND HE KISSES ME WINDY
I NEVER WORRY, NOW THAT IS A LIE

I DON'T EVER WANNA FEEL LIKE I DID THAT DAY
TAKE ME TO THE PLACE I LOVE
TAKE ME ALL THE WAY
I DON'T EVER WANNA FEEL LIKE I DID THAT DAY
TAKE ME TO THE PLACE I LOVE, TAKE ME ALL THE WAY

IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE, THERE'S NOBODY OUT THERE
IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE, THAT I'M ALL ALONE
AT LEAST I HAVE HIS LOVE, THE CITY HE LOVES ME,
LONELY AS I AM, TOGETHER WE CRY

I DON'T EVER WANNA FEEL LIKE I DID THAT DAY
TAKE ME TO THE PLACE I LOVE
TAKE ME ALL THE WAY
I DON'T EVER WANNA FEEL LIKE I DID THAT DAY
TAKE ME TO THE PLACE I LOVE, TAKE ME ALL THE WAY


 
B*Witched - C'est La Vie

Ah Ohh Hey Hey(x2)
Hey you sittin' in your tree
Mummy always wants you to come for tea
Don't be shy, straighten up your tie
Get down from your tree house sittin' in the sky
I wanna know just whay to do
Is it very big is there room for two?
I got a house with windows and doors
I'll show you mine if you show me yours

Gotta let me in, hey hey hey
Let the fun begin hey
I'm the wolf today hey hey hey
I'll huff I'll puff
I'll huff I'll puffand blow you away

Say you will say you won't
Say you'll do what you don't
Say you're true. Say to me c'est la vie

Do you play with the girls, play with the boys?
Do you ever get tired plaing with your toys?
We can talk, we can sing
I'll be the queen and you'll be the king
Hey boy in your tree
Throw down a ladder make a room for me
I got a house with windows and doors
I'll show you mine if you show me yours

Gotta let me in. hey hey hey
Let the fun begin
I'm the wolf today. hey hey hey
I'll huff I'll puff I'll huff I'll puff
and blow you away

Say you will say you won't
Say you'lldo what I don't
Say you're true. Say to me c'est la vie.

Say you will say you won't
Say you'lldo what I don't
Say you're true. Say to me c'est la vie.

 Bills Bills Bills; Destinies Child

At first we started out real cool
Taking me places I ain't never been
But now, you're getting comfortable
Ain't doing those things you did no more
You're slowly making me pay for things your money should be handling
And now you ask to use my car
Drive it all day and don't fill up the tank
And you have the audacity to even come and step to me
Ask to hold some money from me until you get your check next week

(Bridge):
You trifling, good for nothing type of brother.
Oh Silly me, why haven't I found another
A baller, when times get hard he's the one to help me out
Instead of a scrub like you who don't know what a man's about

(Chorus):
Can you pay my bills
Can you pay my telephone bills
Can you pay my automo-bills
If you did then maybe we could chill
I don't think you do
So, you and me are through

(Repeat)

Now you've been maxing out my card
Givin' me bad credit, buyin' gifts with my own name
Haven't paid the first bill
But you're steady heading to the mall
Goin' on shopping sprees
Perpetrating to your friends like you be ballin'

And then you use my cell phone
Calling whoever that you think at home
And then when the bill comes all of a sudden you be acting dumb
Don't know where none of these calls come from
When your momma's number's here more than once

(Bridge):
You trifling, good for nothing type of brother.
Oh Silly me, why haven't I found another
A baller, when times get hard he's the one to help me out
Instead of a scrub like you who don't know what a man's about

(Chorus):
Can you pay my bills
Can you pay my telephone bills
Can you pay my automo-bills
If you did then maybe we could chill
I don't think you do
So, you and me are through

(Chorus):
Can you pay my bills
Can you pay my telephone bills
Can you pay my automo-bills
If you did then maybe we could chill
I don't think you do
So, you and me are through

You trifling, good for nothing type of brother
Oh silly me, why haven't I found another
You trifling, good for nothing type of brother
Oh silly me, why haven't I found another

You trifling, good for nothing type of brother
Oh silly me, why haven't I found another
You trifling, good for nothing type of brother
Oh silly me, why haven't I found another

(Chorus):
Can you pay my bills
Can you pay my telephone bills
Can you pay my automo-bills
If you did then maybe we could chill
I don't think you do
So, you and me are through

 Graduation (Friends Forever) - Vitamin C


And so we talked all night about the rest of our lives
Where we're gonna be when we turn 25
I keep thinking times will never change
Keep on thinking things will always be the same
But when we leave this year we won't be coming back
No more hanging out cause we're on a different track
And if you got something that you need to say
You better say it right now cause you don't have another day
Cause we're moving on and we can't slow down
These memories are playing like a film without sound
And I keep thinking of that night in June
I didn't know much of love
But it came too soon
And there was me and you
And then we got real cool
Stay at home talking on the telephone with me
We'd get so excited, we'd get so scared
Laughing at our selves thinking life's not fair
And this is how it feels

1 - As we go on
We remember
All the times we
Had together
And as our lives change
Come whatever
We will still be
Friends Forever

So if we get the big jobs
And we make the big money
When we look back now
Will our jokes still be funny?
Will we still remember everything we learned in school?
Still be trying to break every single rule
Will little brainy Bobby be the stockbroker man?
Will Heather find a job that won't interfere with her tan
I keep, I keep thinking that it's not goodbye
Keep on thinking it's a time to fly
And this is how it feels

Repeat 1

La, la, la, la…
Yeah, yeah, yeah
La, la, la, la…
We will still be friends forever

Will we think about tomorrow like we think about now?
Can we survive it out there?
Can we make it somehow?
I guess I thought that this would never end
And suddenly it's like we're women and men
Will the past be a shadow that will follow us 'round?
Will these memories fade when I leave this town
I keep, I keep thinking that it's not goodbye
Keep on thinking it's a time to fly

Repeat 1 (3x)

  La Resistance Medley

Gregory:
God has smiled upon you this day
The fate of a nation in your hands
And blessed be the children, we
Who fight with all our bravery
Till only the righteous stand

You see the distant flames
They bellow in the night
You fight in all our names
For what we know is right
And when you all get shot
And cannot carry on
Though you die
La Resistance lives on

La Resistance (the kids):
You may get stabbed in the head
With a dagger or a sword
You may be burned to death
Or skinned alive, or worse
But when they torture you
You will not feel the need to run
For though you die
La Resistance lives on

MAC:
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!

Sheila:
Because the country's gone awry
Tomorrow night these freaks will fry!

Dads:
Tomorrow night
Our lives will change
Tomorrow night
We'll be entertained
An execution
What a sight
Tomorrow night

Satan:
Up there, there is so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Tomorrow night up there is doomed
And so I will be going soon

T&P:
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka!
You're a boner-biting bastard uncle fucka!

Terrance:
Looks like we may be outta luck...

Phillip:
Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked!

Stan & Kyle:
Why did our mothers start this war?
What the fuck are they fighting for?
When did this song become a marathon?

Satan:
I want to be up there...

Sheila:
When Canada is dead and gone
There'll be no more Celine Dion!

Gregory:
They may cut your dick in half

Dads:
Tomorrow night

Gregory:
And serve it to a pig

Dads:
Our lives will change

Gregory:
And though it hurts you'll laugh

Dads:
Tomorrow night

Gregory:
And dance a dickless jig

Dads:
We'll be entertained

Gregory:
But that's the way it goes

Dads:
An execution...

Gregory:
In war you're shat upon
Though we die

Satan:
I want to be...

Gregory:
La Resistance...lives on...!

MAC:
We must declare war before they blame it on you
So blame Canada! Blame Canada! Blame Can-a-da!



 Somewhere Out There

Somewhere out there
Beneath the pale moonlight
Someone's thinkin' of me
Aand loving me tonight

Somewhere out there
Someone's saying a prayer
That we'll find one another
In that big somewhere out there

And even though I know how very far apart we are
It helps to think we might be wishin' on the same bright star
And when the night wind starts to sing a lonesome lullaby
It helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky

Somewhere out there if love can see us through
Then we'll be together
Somewhere out there
Out where dreams come true