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Bob
Profile Of A Bob:
Name: Robert W. Hamster
Nicknames: Bob, Happy Joy's Pet, The-Guy-That-Looks-Like-A-Dog
Aliases: Super Bob
Age: Not At Liberty To Reveal
Sex: Male (See? no overdone jokes here...it's called class!)
Natural Enemies: The Potted Cactus
Natural Habitat: Here, but doesn't remember where...
Lives Where: In a nest made of discared AOL CDs and Floppys
Eats: Sunflower Seeds, Spam
Doesn't Eat: Parsley
Wanted To Be: A Pokemon, but didn't make the cut.
Speciality: Bad Jokes, Forgetting Things.
Pets: A Cat Whisker
Believes: Loud is never a suitble substitute for right.
Also Believes: Whatever doesnt kill me makes me stronger...or kills me gradually.
Yet Also Believes: Knowledge Is Power, Ignorance Is Bliss, And Hiccups Are Fun.
Doesn't Believe: The Media, In Santa Clause
Favourite T.V. Show Our Furry Friends
Movie: Anything movies that involve Ninjas, Jedis, Hobbits, or the Marx Brothers.
Song: Harvey the Wonder Hamster, By Weird Al Yankovic
Thinks: He Dances Gracefully. (A.K.A. Doesn't think)
Preaches: Eat SPAM, don't mail it!
Suffers From: Small Identity Crises (Occaisionaly Thinks He's A Duck), Acrophobia
Encourages Others To: Quit your Job, And Become A Drifter.
Running For: The Hamster Republic (Vote For Bob)
Likes To Make Fun Of: Hamsterdance.com
Quest: To Find Out Who Named The Tilde (The Squiggly ~ Thing On Your Keyboard)
Eat SPAM, don't mail it!
Bob's Favourite Jokes
Yesterday this guy comes up to me and he says:
"Hey, could you spare some change?"
So I bit him! Hahahaha!...
No, wait... thats not how it goes...
Q. Why did the Hamster cross the road?
A. It was a small, but subtly integral part of his larger scheme for world domination
Bob Pics
I put these on my all christmas cards this year. Sort of like a twisted Hallmark, if you ask me.
A Birthday Bob? Wow! Fit For All Occasions!
Drinking? Moi?
One of the Bobs in the "So little time to make a good Bob" collection.
Number Two in the collection.
Number three, but a little better than the first two. I also forgot to add spam.
The Bob Wizard. A Good one, if i say so myself.
Bob, as a celestial diety.