This website began to be created using 8 fingers, 2 thumbs, 3 cans of sprite, a keyboard, and two very tired eyes on August 5th/6th 1999 by a loony person named Wapcaplet who is quite a Graham fanatic. All material on this website which wasn't created by the webmaster, was used without permission and is copyright their respective owners. These being Graham Chapman, Monty Python, and anyone else involved.
Its a rather silly attempt at a site on a person who the webmaster, and a few other loonies, have become quite obsessed with. Graham Chapman is a lunatic genius whom the webmaster admires quite a lot.
Dreams, writings, and other bits not written by the webmaster are the property of whoever wrote them and are posted like they are sent to me. Messages in forums, guestbooks, and bits like that are the responsibility of whoever put them there.
In no way do I make any money off of this website. The ads on the page are for Fortunecity.com who was kind enough to give me space on their server for this page to exist. The advertisements displayed by FC.com don't nessecarily reflect the opinion of the webmaster as the opinions of the webmaster don't nessecarily reflect the opinions of FC. The fact that the webmaster who cannot spell necessary and having tried twenty different ways of spelling it, has given up, does not necessarily make this a bad website, a good one, or one not deserving to be spat at in the face.
My information is gathered from various sources including but not limited to: GCA website, White Bike website, A Liar's Autobiography (Audio version), Graham Crackers: Silly Bits, Fuzzy Memories & Outright Lies, OJRIL:The Completely Incomplete Graham Chapman.
Mainly this site is around to provide a place for Graham fans to go to, but is always plugging that you should drop everything and go visit all the offical sites and everyone else's sites first...and then come back here and see what a silly person like myself has come up with.
The webmaster would like to thank:
- Jim Yoakum and Alley Ernst (Webmaster for The Graham Chapman Archives do go there, stop everything and just leave, go, get, splunge..) for visiting this silly little site, and emailing me back about it. And Jim once more for also signing the forum. Was elated or is it belated, maybe its inflated.... anyhoo very happy and honoured to see replies and forum message. Also for keeping the spirit of Graham alive and releasing so much of Graham's material so that fans like us can see it.
- InvictusDr., Col, fellow Graham fanatic, member PFPC, and silly person extrodinaire for the title of the webpage, and commanding me to make it. By the way, Dr. Col, has Graham returned your book yet? How bout your riding boots?
- Sillius Algyus Looney Gumby, Esq, the most obsessive Eric Idle fan I know, who has a smashing Eric Idle website for inspiring me to build this page. Really, go visit Algy's site. I order you by the flour invested in sneeze, to go visit it. It has much more on Eric than I do on Graham, and its reallly good. So go you silly twits.
- Various websites, most of which are on the links page, around the web without which I wouldn't have any pictures on my website, as my scanner likes to place little black dots all over the pictures I scan from any books I have and the pictures turn out really terrible and ---so anyways thanks to those websites. You know who you are if you recognise something. Thank you.
- Ah yes, hello to silly loonys I know such as Soggy, Spamlge IV, POLLGE, TailMange, Grinch, A.A. Ardwolf, Albatross, and all the other loonys who are LGE's or MP.net forum silly people, irregulars, and loonies.
- Biggles for being the one person to actually submit Graham dreams to this site, and for being a wonderfully loony Keith Moon & Graham obsessed friend.
- The groovy person with the email nick of HeWasDumb4 for typing up a section of A Liar's Autobiography for me so I could read it --As I'm still looking for a copy of the actual book.---, and for emailing me quite a bit, visiting my site, and being rather cool. Whilst always really a big fan of Graham, and thinking about the bloke a lot, after HeWasDumb4's emails, I actually quit being lazy and came round to updating this site.
And now for something that should have been first....
999999999999999999999999999 million zillion trillon bazillion and fifty-splunge thank yous and other bits to Graham Chapman, without whom this site couldn't exist, as its about or trying to be about the loony himself. He's probably up there laughing at me for this silly website, either that or plotting his next dream theft to the Dr. Col and myself (sorry, very strange inside joke), yet anyways many many many many loony bits to the man himself. And I'm kicking myself that i can't think of anything better to say down here, as it is the most important bit of the webpage. If you're Graham's ghost, I have just fainted. Once I recover, do visit me in my dreams. This is beginning to get silly, yet I mean it. The seriously odd bit, mainly for being such an inspiration to myself.
If by any chance you are David Sherlock, any of the Pythons (note: if you're Eric Idle do go to http://www.ericidlenet.cjb.net and say hello to Algy who would freak out), Neil Innes, or Jim Yoakum .... ooo please let me know what you think...even if its terrible comments like "This site is not fit for spam and you should piss off from the web immediately" coming from any of you would be a something of good thingness. Anyone else to send me comments like that will be ignored and promptly shoved in the trash can.
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