Right....Before I begin... I want to inform you that my dreaming mind is 200% more insane than my actual thoughts.

Odd Job?

Alright, May 5th I had a dream I was in this sort of rich family. And we all had to dress up for this party thing. Of course, i did not want to wear a dress, and even so didn't want to go to the party because I had found this wonderful channel which was showing many Graham films. The film was entitled "The Odd Job" of course the real plot to the odd job is nothing like this yet my mind didn't know that at the time. The film opens with Graham riding round in a car. He goes to work at a shop and ends up getting fired. So off he goes to the pub, gets drunk, comes out of the door, stands in the door way a bit, and then goes off driving his car upside down. He then goes home and you see these feet in this bed, and he hops in the bed with the feet, and then you see grahams face appear from under the covers an d------- suddenly someone from my rich family walks in the door and says I have to go to the party! And I must be dressed soon! Course in a panic, I flip the channel, and due to the vast amounts of channels and I can never find the right channel again. I manage to escape the party after awhile, and yet still no sign of the graham channel.

Star Wars

I had this dream. It didn't take long to have cos it happened from 12 pm to 1:30 pm. Yet the dream was like the meaning of Life... And the whole time I'm trying to keep this person from finding out Graham is a poof, because they're one of those people who would have a fit. Somehow my mind told me that in Meaning of life there's something that tells Graham's being a poof. Not like it has anything to do with anything. We get to the end and I'm being chased by Palin. And I won't let Palin catch me, so the film can't end.

And Palin shouts "What, do you not like me?"

And I cry, "Of course I like you."

And the Graham cries in the silliest voice I've ever heard so I Knew it was Graham, "What about me?"

I yelled, "I don't dislike anyone, especially Graham."

So then we're on this big platform type thing, and the dream becomes Star Wars. My mind said to me that I had seen Return of the Jedi (which I haven't) and that Meaning of Life DID end like this, when in fact its all screwed up. Yet anyways, these soldiers come in and they start shooting at us, and stealing the food supply.

Aside from Graham I have no idea where the pythons all went to at this point. But there's me, Graham, and these little kids shooting at these soldiers. Then we get dragged down to this dungeon, because our shooting attempts had failed, yet I get a close look at the soldiers and they end up being kids from my ROTC class. We get down to this dungeon and there's Yoda saying that it would be the best Jedi training place because its right under Darth Vader's nose, and he'd never know. Graham goes off with David to get some food. I start wandering around the place, and I find the other pythons at this empty table labeled spam, and they're all singing the spam song, except for Eric Idle who has this gigantic plate of spam and is crying that they didn't have enough spam. Strange dream, but it did have spam in it.

Photos

Dream I had today (July 25) after all this talk of dreams, and watching 4 n a half hours of python, listening to wavs of it, and due to insomnia watching yellowbeard, and falling asleep thinking of graham....

In the dream I'm a guy. I suppose it was to make it more logical on the part of something that would happen later in the dream. I'm one of 3 brothers. I'm the middle child, my current age 16. My oldest brother (about 18) has chewed us out for spilling Graham crackers all over the floor. My youngest brother (about 14) is busily sweeping up the Graham crackers to avoid anymore yelling.

We live in this sort of low budget house which reminds me of the place in which the hostages were held in the movie my dad watched. The oldest goes off for his date, leaving us two to man the house. We automatically drop the brooms and just sod the house cleaning.

With all this mention of Graham....Graham Chapman shows up on the front lawn. I take this as a photo op... After a few pictures with my "younger brother", me bro had to do something in the house.

So then Graham suggested we not take normal boring pictures. Therefore the poses were somewhat strange, as in, we'd only take a picture of our noses. Or later on just our legs, or eyebrows, or the back of our heads. At one point Graham says lips, and then pulls me in for this tremendously long kiss, in which I snap quite a good picture of, and then Graham concludes that he must split.

So then... it snaps back to "reality"... And I have my camera in my hand going "I MET GRAHAM" to everyone I meet, whether or not they know who graham is is beyond me. But then I look at my film and realise the camera says "50" on it. Well having a roll of 24, there is no way I could have 50 pictures on one roll. I complain to mum, saying my camera is broken, i want to rewind this roll and take it to walmart. She says "Take it to Atwoods, for an hour" (Umm, Atwoods is a hardware store......?)

Then at some point I start to wake up and that's where that ends. This is the best I can remember it. I know more transpired between the cleaning up of graham crackers and Graham showing up, but I can't quite remember it... and more happened with my "brothers" before I went back to reality...but i can't remember that either...

Bananas

I woke up thinking that I hadn't had a Graham dream, yet I had. I had three dreams. One was about my friends doing this radio show, and I burst in and started singing "If I were not in the CID" and cos of that they wouldn't let me sing the lumberjack song! And the second I was in my garage and a gigantic shipment of bananas was in there and we were locked inside and the bananas started turning into pink people and one was Graham as the Col. The last was some weird circus type dream, and I saw the words "Graham Chapman" but then I got woke up.

School


In the dream I'm attending this school that is run by nurses. Course like in every school there's those who think they're better than everyone else. Well, graham shows up. For some reason he's in this school too. We pop round these portables and duck in as he says he wants to have a go with me. Course we keep getting interrupted. First one of the "popular" kids comes in, finds us two hugging round on the floor, and says "You can't do that until you've done your studies." I look at her a bit "So I can do this, yet I have to study first?" She nodds. I shake my head, and ignore the silly idiot, tho in my mind I'm a bit worried as I hadn't studied. She persists in saying that we can hug later, but we need to do our studies. Finally I say "Alright, alright" and get up with Graham. So then the nurses pop in and say "Why are you letting that silly tart bug you? She has to get off to her studies. Off you go! She's only a freshman, you go on and do what you like. You're juniors." So they both leave. Graham understands just as much as I do so I rather bluntly say, "I think she said we could have a go and that silly tart should piss off." And so Graham and I continue hugging. Of course...THEN two other nurses want to come in and clean the portable. "Oooh, something smells in here. Did something die?" I shout, "Yes! Something did. So leave us alone" And she gives me this look. "Well I'm sorry about your grandfather, yet don't take that tone with me." After a few more interruptions we both decide its quite hopeless, and we go off to find this race car driver that Graham had had his eye on. Dream gets into all this bloody information about race car drivers...and sort of misses its point. Course I wake up realising for the last 6 hours I'd been on a floor hugging Graham. Or Graham was on a floor hugging me. Either way I get up, realise its only 10:30 and go back to bed to dream nothing at all for the next 6 hours.

Trailers

This dream was rather short. Those who appear in my dreams most out of my friends: Soggy, Docky, and Lemon. We all were in a camper type thing. Docky and I were cooking in the back, while watching amazing montages of graham footage from various bits of TV and movies. Soggy and Lemon manned the wheel, and were eyeing Palin montages in much the same way. Suddenly Graham jumped out of the telly. The next bits of the dream had Graham, Docky, and I rather occupied. And then suddenly we all, sans Graham, ended up at some school.

Fire Safety

Docky, me, sogg, graham, and a chinese guy are sent to the principals office for talking in class. The conversation being graham talking about the chinese guy, rather fondly, to Docky and myself. And then sogg and the chinese guy telling us all to shutup and finish our tests. But the chinese guy adding, "wait until later." So up we go to the principals office.. who tells us we should settle this right here, right now. Sogg predicts the next events, and goes downstairs.

Cut to dream footage of four blocks with a name on each of them stacking themselves in various positions. Literally...this is what I saw. It was rather silly. So a fire starts downstairs and the blocks fade into 4 people rather huddled together... Graham kicks a hole thru the floor, and pees on the fire...putting it out, saving soggy, and some other guy, who now has a wet shirt...He's awarded for his bravery...but told next time to use the fire extingiusher. The next bit i saw was Graham running out into the street picking up clothing articles... which soggy had thrown out the window....and at this point I wake up.

Torture

I'm doing something, and my dad rushes in to tell me there's a band going to be on the telly. What band? I don't remember. I decide, I'll just watch it. It's 6:45. I sit down to watch it, and there jumping around, dressed in green, and playing a red and black triangle shaped electric guitar, is Graham. I leap up for joy, and in doing that I forget what song they were playing. He was a backup vocal, and lead guitar.
Suddenly, I'm transported to this very strange place. It's a dream I'd had before. (This weird institution where people give you all sorts of shots, and torture and abuse you very badly.)
I start walking around and realise that no one can really see me. I'm safe. Graham, isn't. He comes marching about in his green suit, grinning. He's a part of the guard now. For some reason he gets in trouble and these two ladies start insulting him, and running after him with bats. They capture him, give him some sort of drug, and he's out. I, not really being able to be seen, can't do anything, and that made me mad. He sits there all limp like for awhile, and then, wakes up. He runs from the stupid guards and gets under a table with his body bent so that the chair can come all the way in. Unfortunately, the lady who looks for him, finds him right away, and drags him off to this little closet with shelfs of all sorts of crap. They give him two shots in the knuckles of a really illegal sort of thing to give a human (Bactu-Away -- I think it was called, and on it it said "Plant bacteria formula."), and he falls down to the floor a little drowsy like. of course, at this point, I wake up. Scary stuff, man.

The Pepperpotian War

I fell asleep at about 1:30. What had been in my mind all night was Shakespeare. So I dreamt about it. Course its no bit like my book, more like holy grail. We have King Arthur (yes, Graham) who is fighting the Queen (I think that was Graham too, but I can't remember.. some pepperpottery sort of person) over England. Basically family fued gone public. Nat, who is doing 2 shakespeare reports, as opposed to the required 1, was manning the side of the Queen. I was manning the side of the King. Now if you can imagine the scenery in Holy Grail and we have Graham vs. Pepperpot Graham sword fighting, while this HUGE army of pepperpots fights some knights -- then you have my dream. The background sound is the intense arguments about how lazy I am, and because of this my side will not win at all. What that had to do with anything, I don't know. Basically it was a play being performed -- a shakespeare one -- and I had to do a report over it. I remember it looking somewhat like this:

The Pepperpotian War

The play opens into a castle. A King and his Queen are arguing. They throw things about. Then they decide admist the flying teacups that they shall have a war. The feud erupts into a war between the Pepperpots on the side of the Queen, and the Knights on the side of the King. The king looks much like Graham Chapman, and the queen looks like Graham in drag. You may flunk me now.

Nat's was 5 pages long, and in very good form. Mine was the above. Find me a Shakespeare play with Graham in it, and I'll watch it *g*.

Cameo

Graham made a cameo in my dream. I suppose it was a redone version of Honey I Shrunk the Kids, because Graham was very very LARGE, and everyone else was very very small. He came in to announce his date --- which looked a whole lot like John Lennon. And then left.

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