Q. What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?
A. They boo-kle their seatbelts.
Q: What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
A: Don't spook until your spooken to.
Q: What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?
A: An amoeboo!
Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
A: He was repossessed.
Q. How did the ghost patch his sheet?
A. With a pumpkin patch.
Q: What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
A: Tombstones.
Q: What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween?
A: White Pillowcases.
Q. What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A. A handful of sheet!
Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies?
A. Because he has a hollow-weenie!
Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch?
A: A BOO-logna sandwich.
Q. What's a haunted chicken?
A. A poultry-geist.
Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
A.Ghoul!
Q. Where do most goblins live?
A. in North and South Scarolina.
Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A. Dayscare centers
Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A. For the Boos.
Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A. He didn't have a haunting license.
Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A. He is mist.
Q. Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A. Because he is always a goblin.
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice Scream
Q. What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
A. Whipped scream.
Q. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A. Mas-scare-a.
Q. Who was the most famous ghost detective?
A. Sherlock Moans.
Q. Where does a ghost refuel his porche?
A. At a ghastly station.
Q. Why do ghosts shiver and moan?
A. It's drafty under that sheet.
Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A. Bamboo.
Q. What is a ghosts favorite sale?
A. A white sale.
Q. What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A. A boo-tie.
Q. What's a ghosts favorite desert?
A. Boo-berry pie.
Q. Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
A. So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Q. When does a ghost have breakfast?
A. In the moaning.
Q. What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
A. Coffee with scream and sugar.
Q. Where does a ghost go on vacation?
A. Mali-boo.
Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when there hot and thirsty on Halloween?
A. Ghoul-aid!!!
Q. Where did the goblin throw the football?
A. Over the ghoul line.
Q. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A. A toasty ghosty.
Ghost,
nonmaterial embodiment or essence of an organism, especially
of a human being. The term is sometimes used virtually as a synonym
for soul or spirit, and in the Christian religion, in the form Holy
Ghost (now, more often, Holy Spirit), it has a specialized meaning.
More frequently, however, the term ghost is applied to an
apparition, usually of a dead person, that varies in apparent
solidity from a mere foglike mass to a perfect replica of the person.
A wraith, in contrast, is the visible spirit of someone still alive.
A doppelg�nger is a special form of wraith that makes its appearance
at a time when the physical body of the subject is observed at some
distant place.
"Ghost," Microsoft(R) Encarta(R) 97 Encyclopedia.
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