Q. Why does a witch ride a broom?
A. Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.
Q. What do witches put on their hair?
A. Scare spray.
Q. What do you call a witch's garage?
A. A broom closet.
Q. What do you call two witches living together?
A. Broommates.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away!
Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
A. They're afraid of flying off the handle!
Q What do witches drink at Halloween parties?
A: Cauldron-ated brew-skis.
Q: What is a witches favorite forcast?
A: A cold spell.
Q: Where do witches shop?
A: Broomingdales.
Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A. A sand-witch.
Q: How does the silly witch know what time it is?
A: She looks at her witch-watch.
Q. Who was the most famous witch detective?
A. Warlock Holmes
Q. what do you get when you cross a witch's black cat with a lemon?
A. Sour-puss
Q. What do they teach in witching school?
A. Spelling.
Witchcraft,
practice of magic or sorcery by those outside the religious mainstream of a society; the term is used in different ways in various historical and social contexts.
"Witchcraft," Microsoft(R) Encarta(R) 97 Encyclopedia. (c) 1993-1996 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.