Q. Why are vampires like false teeth?
A. They all come out at night.

Q. Who does Dracula get letters from?
A. His fang club.

Q. Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
A. To stop his coffin.

Q. Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes?
A. Sandals don't look good with his tuxedo.

Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire with the internet?
A. blood-thirsty hacker baby.

Q. How does a girl vampire flirt?
A. She bats her eyes.

Q. What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A. A grave problem.

Q: What does a vampire fear most?
A: Tooth decay.

Q: Where did the vampire open his savings account?
A: At a blood bank.

Q. Why doesn't anybody like Dracula?
A. He has a bat temper.

Q. Why did Dracula go to the dentist?
A. He had a fang-ache.

Q. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A. It's a pain in the neck.

Q. What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
A. Count Duckula.

Q. What is as sharp as a vampires fang?
A. His other fang.

Q. How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
A. All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.

Q. What song does Dracula hate?
A. "You Are My Sunshine" and "Sunshine on my Shoulders."

Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
A. At the casketeria.

Q: What is Transylvania?
A: Dracula's terror-tory.

Q: Where does dracula water ski?
A: On Lake Erie.

Q: What kind of boat pulls Dracula when he water skis?
A: A blood vessel.

Q. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
A. Because of his coffin..

Q. How can you tell when you're in bed with Count Dracula?-
A. He has a big D on his pajamas.

Q. Why do vampires scare people?
A. They are bored to death!

Vampire,

in folklore, a corpse that rises from the grave during the night, often in the form of

a bat, and, for nourishment, sucks the blood of sleeping humans. Various talismans and

herbs supposedly avert vampires, but, according to tradition, they can be destroyed only

by cremation or by stakes driven through their hearts. Belief in vampires originated

in ancient times and was especially widespread among the Slavs. The novel Dracula

(1897) by the British writer Bram Stoker tells the story of the Transylvanian

vampire Count Dracula, who became one of the most popular subjects of horror films.