Q. What is silent and smells like dust?
A. Mummy farts.
Q. What is a Mummies' favorite type of music?
A. Wrap!!!!!
Q. What do you call a little monsters parents
A. Mummy and Deady
Q. Why don't mummies take vacations?
A. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Q. Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A. They're good at keeping things under wraps.
Q: Why did the mummy call the doctor?
A: Because he was coffin.
Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: To the dead sea.
Q. Where do most werewolves live?
A. In Howllywood, California
Q. What's a monster's favorite play?
A. Romeo and Ghouliet.
Q. What's a monsters favorite bean?
A. A human bean.
Q. How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
A. Give him screws.
Q. What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
A. Benjamin Frankenstein
Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.
Q. What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?
A. Grandma monster.
Q. Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
A. Because he was in need of a light snack.
Q. Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
A. Have you ever tried to iron a monster?
Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
A. Boo boos.
Q. What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
A. Ghost-Toasties.
Q. What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
A. A wash and wear wolf.
Q. Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?
A. Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's!
Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!
Q: What did the mad scientist eat on Halloween?
A: Frankenfurters with Ketchup.
Q. What can make your flesh creep, your blood run cold, your hair stand on end and your teeth chatter?
A. A cold toilet set.
Q. What do you call a person who puts poison in a person's cornflakes?
A. A cereal killer.
Q: What do the birds sing on Halloween?
A: Twick or Tweet.
Monster Tale,
story of a monster's reign of terror and the human response.
Monster tales are often attempts to understand and control
or destroy monsters.
"Monster Tale," Microsoft(R) Encarta(R) 97 Encyclopedia.
(c) 1993-1996 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.
