TV/Movie Quotes
TV/Movie Quotes 
Here's my limited collection of quotes from various TV shows and movies.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Quotes
- "God, I am so mentally challenged." - Buffy Summers
- "Don't you have an elsewhere to be?" - Cordelia Chase
- "In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons, and the forces of darkness. She is the slayer." - Rupert Giles
- "Yes, I lied, I'm a bad person, let's move on." - Buffy
- "And they say young people don't learn anything in high schools nowadays...but, um, I've learned to be afraid." - Xander Harris
- "Oh! I have knowledge." - Buffy
- "So what are we, helpless? Puppets? No. The big moments are gonna come, you can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are." - The Whistler
- "I, uh, I know we've had our differences, with you being so weird and all? And hanging out with these...total losers." - Cordelia
- Buffy: "Giles, care. I'm putting my life on the line, battling the undead. Look, I broke a nail, OK? I'm wearing a press-on. The least you could do is exhibit some casual interest. You could go, 'hmmm.'"
Giles: "Hmmm."
- "Excuse me, can I have a little support here? I'm not just some crazy person, I'm the slayer." - Buffy
- "Excuse me? Who gave you permission to exist?" - Cordelia
- "I think I speak for everyone here when I say, huh?" - Buffy
The Freshman - Season 4, Episode 1
- "It's just, in high school, knowledge was pretty much frowned upon. You really had to work to learn anything. But here, the energy, the collective intelligence...It's like this force, this penetrating force, and I can just feel my mind opening up, you know, and letting this place just thrust into and- and spurt knowledge into...That sentence ended up in a different place than it started out in." - Willow
- Buffy: "I'm so...the books were just too high, and then everything was bad."
Riley: "So, are you girls taking Intro Psych, or do you just want me dead?"
Buffy: "Uh-huh. I mean, the first one."
Riley: "I'm sorry, I've forgotten my manners in all the concussion."
Riley: "It's nice to meet you both."
Buffy: "I'm nice to meet."
Riley: "I don't meet that many freshmen that know that much about psychology."
Willow: "Well, it's fascinating."
Buffy: "Yeah, you know, 'cause everyone's got a brain. Or...almost everyone."
- "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to anger. No, wait, hold on. Fear leads to hate, hate leads to the dark side. Hold on, no...First you get the women, then you get the money, then you...Okay, can we forget that?" - Xander
Fear, Itself - Season 4, Episode 4
- "I was just thinking about the life of a pumpkin. Grow up in the sun, happily entwined with others, and then someone comes along, cuts you open, and rips your guts out." - Buffy
- "Mi Casio es su Casio." - Oz
Beer Bad - Season 4, Episode 5
- "I'm tired of you men and your...man-ness." - Willow
- "In fact, she's in need of a big mental tidy." - Willow
- "Just how gullible do you think I am? I mean, with your gentle eyes, and your shy smile, and your ability to talk openly only to me. You're unbelievable." - Willow (to Parker)
Dawson's Creek Quotes
- "Dawson, who cares whether or not you came back to Capeside with some prize? Everything in life isn't about winning. You have to find joy in the process. You have to love what you do." - Joey Potter
- "We're all strangers to our parents, Jen. They love us, but they don't really know us. And sometimes before we get a chance to know them, they're gone...Then you never can know them, not really. Because it's too late." - Joey Potter
- "Let me just say that I'm pretty amazed by this little surrogate family we've assembled. 'Cause, I don't know, in a world where the people who raise you only end up letting you down, it's an honor and a privilege to have you guys to turn to." - Dawson Leery
- "I see you and your miserable scare tactics for what they really are - the misguided lashings of a bitter, lonely old man who only feels good when someone else in the room feels worse." - Pacey Witter, to Mr. Peterson (the mean teacher who made Jack read his poem)
- "I place this unfair burden on people just so they can save me from myself. But I don't need a knight in shining armor. I need a partner. Someone who I am proud to love, who is proud to love me back, in spite of all my flaws. And you're it. You're the one." - Andie McPhee, to Pacey
- "Jen's a cheerleader? And Jack's on the football team? Okay, I got sane and everybody else went crazy?" - Andie McPhee
The Matrix Quotes
- "Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?" - Morpheus
- "The Matrix is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth." - Morpheus
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