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She's a basket case. She's wacko. She's a nut. Or is she? One thing's for sure, Allison Reynolds LOVES attention. So she's got her quirks. She uses dandruff as "snow" on a picture she's drawn. She eats Cap'n Crunch and the contents of Pixie Stix on bread as a sandwich. She doesn't speak for the first half of the movie, and when she finally does start talking, she doesn't stop. Allison leaves you wondering who she really is. But weirdo or not, she's certainly likable!




Vodka.
(Andrew) Vodka? When do you drink vodka?
Whenever.
(Andrew) A lot?
TONS

Yeah? That's very interesting. Now why don't you tell me why you're really in here.

Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke. Your birthday is March 12th, you're five-nine and a half, you weigh a hundred and thirty pounds, and your social security number is 0-4-9-3-8-0-9-1...3.

What's there to steal? Two bucks and a beaver shot!

My home life is un...satisfying.

No! There's no deal, Sporto. Forget it, leave me alone.

You do everything everybody ever tells you to do, that is a problem!

I'll do anything sexual, I don't need a million dollars to do it either. I already have. I've done just about everything there is except a few things that are illegal. I'm a nymphomaniac!

I don't think that from a legal standpoint what he did can be construed as rape since I paid him.

Well, if you say you haven't, you're a prude. If you say you have, you're a slut! It's a trap. You want to but you can't but when you do you wish you didn't, right?

I don't screw to get respect. That's the difference between you and me.

I never did it either, I'm not a nymphomaniac. I'm a compulsive liar.

When you grow up, your heart dies.

You wanna know what I did to get in here? Nothing. I didn't have anything better to do.

Hey! I like that black shit.

Please...why are you being so nice to me?