date.wav	Saturday, March 24th, 1984, Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois, 60062.
	manilow.wav	Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
	messbull.wav	Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.
	gottago.wav	(Bender)Oh shit! What're we s'posed to do if we hafta' take a piss? (Claire) Please... (Bender) If you gotta go, you gotta go. (Claire) Oh my god! (Andrew) Hey you're not urinating in here man! (Bender) Don't talk! Don't talk! It makes it crawl back up! (Andrew) You whip it out and you're dead before the first drop hits the floor! (Bender) You're pretty sexy when you get angry.
	promqueen.wav	Hey, Homeboy...Why don't you go close that door, we'll get the prom queen impregnated.
	ignore.wav	You couldn't ignore me if you tried.
	injection.wav	C'mon Sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection?
	dontcount.wav	You know Bender, you don't even count. I mean if you disappeared forever it wouldn't make any difference. You may as well not even exist at this school.
	social.wav	So it's sorta social. Demented and sad, but soical...right?
	loadup.wav	Ya load up, ya party...
	kendall.wav	And, uh, I didn't have any shoes, so I had to borrow my dad's. It was kinda weird 'cause my mom doesn't like me to wear other people's shoes. And, uh, my cousil Kent...um um, my cousin Kendall from, uh, Indiana, he got high once and you know, he started eating like really weird foods. And uh, and then he just felt like he didn't belong anywhere. You know, kinda like, you know "Twilight Zone" kinda.
	lobotomy.wav	I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need's a lobotomy and some tights!
	tights.wav	(Brian) You wear tights? (Andrew) No, I don't wear tights. I wear the required uniform. (Brian) Tights. (Andrew) Shut up!
	paper.wav	Young man, have you finished your paper?
	screwsfall.wav	Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
	anarchy.wav	Hey how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!
	fire.wav	But what if there's a fire? I think violating fire codes and endangering the lives of children would be unwise at this juncture in your career, sir.
	fireexits.wav	(Brian) You know the school comes equipped with fire exits at either end of the library. (Bender) Show Dick some respect!
	nextscrew.wav	You're not fooling anybody, Bender. The next screw that falls out is gonna be you.
	eatshorts.wav	Eat my shorts!
	giveshit.wav	Do you really think I give a shit?
	skulls.wav	The next time I hafta come in here, I'm crackin' skulls!
	literature.wav	You're right. It's wrong to destroy literature. It's such fun to read.
	idiot.wav	(Andrew) Well if I say yes I'm an idiot, right? (Bender) You're an idiot anyway.
	wetdream.wav	You are a parent's wet dream.
	dweebie.wav	Face it, you're a neo maxi zoom dweebie.
	fatname.wav	(Bender) Claire?? (Claire) Claire. It's a family name. (Bender) No, it's a fat girl's name.
	fatpeople.wav	See, I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people. There's fat people that were born to be fat, and there's fat people that were once thin, but they became fat.
	finger.wav	Obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl.
	ruvirgin.wav	Are you a virgin? I'll bet you a million dollars that you are.
	twohits.wav	Two hits. Me hittin you, you hittin the floor. Anytime you're ready pal.
	bigmess.wav	I'd kill you, and there'd be a big mess, and I don't care enough about you to bother.
	endthis.wav	(Andrew) Let's end this right now. You don't talk to her, you don't look at her, you don't even THINK about her! Do you understand me? (Bender) I'm trying to help her.
	custodial.wav	(Bender) How does one become a janitor? (Carl) You wanna be a janitor? (Bender) No I just wanna know how one BECOMES a janitor, because Andrew here is very interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts.
	eyesnears.wav	You guys think I'm just some untouchable peasant? Serf? Peon? Huh? Maybe so, but following a broom around after shitheads like you for the last 8 years, I've learned a couple of things. I look through your letters. I look through your lockers. I listen to your conversations, you don't know that but I do. I am the eyes and ears of this institution, my friends.
	whistle.wav	The cast whistling the theme to "Bridge Over River Kwai"
	dickrich.wav	Uh Dick? 'Scuse me, Rich? Will milk be made available to us?
	grabwood.wav	(Bender) Relax, I'll get it. (Vernon) Ah ah ah! Grab some wood there, bub. What do you think, I was born yesterday? You think I'm gonna have you roaming these halls?
	imwinner.wav	I'm a winner because I got strength and speed. Kinda like a racehorse.
	elephant.wav	You wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitus of the nuts? It's pretty tasty.
	shotgun.wav	(Bender) Would you ever consider dating a guy like this? (Claire) Can't you just leave me alone? (Bender) I mean if he had a great personality, was a good dancer, had a cool car? Although you'd probably have to ride in the backseat, because his nuts would ride shotgun.
	laidlots.wav	(Brian) I'm not cherry. (Bender) When have you ever gotten laid? (Brian) I've laid lotsa times.
	ridehorse.wav	Well, Brian's trying to tell me that in addition to the number of girls in the Niagra Falls area, that presently you and he are riding the hobby horse.
	brivirgin.wav	Excuse me for being a virgin, I'm sorry.
	wearinit.wav	(Claire) Where's your lunch? (Bender) You're wearin' it.
	canieat.wav	(Bender) You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth and you're gonna eat that? (Claire) Can I eat? (Bender) I don't know. Give it a try.
	mrrogers.wav	(Bender) Well Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers? (Brian) Uh, no, Mr. Johnson.
	brilife.wav	(Bender doing his impression of life at Brian's house) Son? Yeah Dad? How's your day pal? Great Dad, how's yours? Super! Say son, how'd you like to go fishing this weekend? Great Dad! But I've got homework to do. That's all right son, you can do it on the boat! Gee! Dear, isn't our son swell? Yes dear, isn't life swell? (kiss) Ohhh. (kiss) Ohhh. (POW)
	shutup.wav	(Bender doing his impression of his own home life) Stupid, worthless, no good, God damn freeloadin' son of a bitch, retarded, big mouth, know it all asshole jerk! You forgot ugly, lazy, and disrespectful. Shut up bitch!
	beingbad.wav	(Claire) How do you know where Vernon went? (Bender) I don't. (Claire) Well, then how do you know when he'll be back? (Bender) I don't. Bein' bad feels pretty good, huh?
	beatshit.wav	You ask me one more question and I'm beating the shit out of you.
	underwear.wav	(Vernon) What if your dope was on fire? (Bender) Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.
	hesabum.wav	Look at him. He's a bum. You wanna see something funny? You go visit John Bender in five years. You'll see how God damn funny he is.
	hallway.wav	For better hallway vision.
	lasttime.wav	That's the last time, Bender. That's the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids, do you hear me? I make $31,000 a year, and I've got a home, and I'm not about to throw it away on some punk like you.
	dickindirt.wav	And I'm gonna kick the living shit outta you man. I'm gonna knock your dick in the dirt.
	swellguy.wav	I'm a man of respect around here, they love me around here, I'm a swell guy. You're a lyin' sack of shit, and everybody knows it.
	gutless.wav	You're a gutless turd.
	ruckus.wav	(Vernon) What was that ruckus? (Andrew) Uh, what ruckus? (Vernon) I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus. (Brian) Could you describe the ruckus, sir?
	doobage.wav	So Ahab, can I bum my doobage?
	chicks.wav	Chicks cannot hold dey smoke, dat's what it is.
	tierny.wav	Mr...Oh, Mr. Tierny. A history of slight mental illness. Whooo, no wonder he's so fucked up.
	throwaway.wav	(Bender) How come you got so much shit in your purse? (Claire) How come you have so many girlfriends? (Bender) I asked you first. (Claire) I dunno, I guess I never throw anything away. (Bender) Neither do I.
	fakeid.wav	Ya know, this is the worst fake ID I've ever seen. You realize you made yourself 68?
	sexual.wav	I'll do anything sexual, I don't need a million dollars to do it.
	notexist.wav	I don't even count, right? I could disappear forever and it wouldn't make any difference. I may as well not even exist at this school, remember?
	bitch.wav	You are a bitch!!!
	friends.wav	Don't you ever talk about my friends! You don't know any of my friends, you don't look at any of my friends, and you certainly wouldn't condescend to speak to any of my friends!
	essay.wav	(Brian) Dear Mr. Vernon, We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, (Andrew) and an athlete, (Allison) and a basket case, (Claire) a princess, (Bender) and a criminal. (Brian) Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.