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Ah, the brain. The character
I can relate to most, based on my school years, is Brian Johnson.
He excels academically, but in spite of that, has little self-confidence.
He tends to be hard on himself, and can't handle failure. Straight-laced
and timid, he rarely bends the rules.
Uh, excuse me, fellas? I think
we should just write our papers.
I'm in the math club, the
Latin club and the physics club...physics club.
You know there's not s'posed
to be any monkey business!
You know the school comes
equipped with fire exits at either end of the library.
That's seven including the
one when we first came in and you asked Mr. Vernon here whether Barry Manilow
knew that he raided his closet.
I love his work.
Yeah, but it was only...was
only because I didn't want her to know that I was a virgin, okay?
(Explaining why he needs a
fake ID) So I can vote!
It's like me, you know, with
my grades. Like, when I, when I step outside myself kinda, and when I,
when I look in at myself you know? And I see me and I don't like what I
see, I really don't.
I got a F on it. Never got
a F in my life.
Bender, did you know without
Trigonometry there'd be no engineering?
Then I assume Allison and
I are better people than you guys, huh? Us weirdos.
I don't understand what? You
think I don't understand pressure, Claire? Well fuck you! Fuck you!
Know why I'm here today? Do
you? I'm here because Mr. Ryan found a gun in my locker.
I can't have an F, I can't
have it and I know my parents can't have it! Even if I aced the rest of
the semester, I'm still only a B. And everything's ruined for me!
