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My favorite character in the
movie, by far, is John Bender. The character of John Bender kind
of reminds me of myself. He has a lot of issues he doesn't care to talk
about, and he deals with them by using dry humor and sarcasm. Plus, he
had the best one-liners in the movie! Read on...
Does Barry Manilow know you
raid his wardrobe?
You keep eating your hand
and you're not gonna be hungry for lunch.
Don't talk! Don't talk! It
makes it crawl back up!
Come on Sporto, level with
me. Do you slip her the hot...beef... injection?
So it's sorta social...demented
and sad, but social. Right?
I wanna be just--like--you!
I figure all I need's a lobotomy and some tights!
Do you think I'd speak for
you? I don't even know your language!
Dork, you are a parent's wet
dream, okay?
But face it, you're a Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie!
Uh, Dick? Excuse me, Rich...will
milk be made available to us?
You won't accept a guys tongue
in your mouth and you're gonna eat that?
Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?
Impossible, sir...It's in
Johnson's underwear...
I forgot my pencil...
Oh, are you medically frigid
or is it psychological?
I think your old man and my
old man should get together and go bowling.
