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THE CITY OF MAUI
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NEIGHBORHOODS:
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"Ho'okipa" - Fun!
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Here's what you've
been searching for:
![]() Just in time for Christmas!
Only $9.95 plus $3.95
Shipping and Handling
Order Yours Today!
- Makes A Great Gift! -
- Mahalo
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THE MAUI LICENSE COLLECTION
(click on the logo above to view the entire collection)
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THE COMPUTER ISLAND COLLECTION
(click on the palm trees above to view this collection)
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THE ALOHA COLLECTION
Aloha Mousepad - custom-designed for YOU!
(click on the "ALOHA" logo above
to view this collection)
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The MAUI WINDSURFING Collection
(click on windsurfing logo above to enter)
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The MAUI FISH COLLECTION!
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How 'bout a (FREE!) dinner on us?
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CITY OF MAUI BUMPER STICKERS !
See our ads in the Washington Post, the New York Times,
and the Wall Street Journal for exciting details!
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Be first on your block to proudly display
this colorful, local Maui artist's rendition of our
beautiful Tropical Island Paradise!
And, it's absolutely FREE!
Simply E-mail us your mailing address (for our private,
internal use ONLY) and we'll forward not one,
but two (2) FREE bumper/window stickers
(since most folks have either
a second car or a friend).
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Upcoming valuable prizes and giveaways only require your bumper sticker being identified by one of our spotters,
positioned in strategic locations EVERYWHERE!
DON'T MISS OUT!
REQUEST YOURS TODAY!
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"Ho'ohana Of The Month!"
NEVER ARGUE WITH AN
EIGHTEEN-WHEELER!
(Or, Eighteen Buns, for that matter! )
![]() Pictured above is THE CITY OF MAUI's crack
beach patrol, scanning the surf for anyone who
may find themselves in distress. Should you elect
to spend some quality time on one of Maui's world famous beaches, you may be certain our celebrated,
hard-working, crack Beach Patrol is on duty for YOU!
Last Month's Ho'ohana of the Month . . .
"Ho'ohana" - Hawaiian, "utilize"
or in this case, "User . . . "
Last month's Ho'ohana Of The Month was none other than Gregor Ian Schantt, world famous Velzy longboard surfer and internet developer, who is likely better known for his unusually distorted love of chili dogs and pineapple. He was photographed (above) within his spacious office in the World Headquarters complex of Schantt.Com, adorned by his trademark fedora (cleverly cocked to conceal his identity or, . . . his nap). In an exclusive interview with a CITY OF MAUI envoy, Mr. Schantt noted, "I gotta have my chili dogs 'n pineapple before I surf the Interweb!"
"We agree, Mr. Schantt! We also hope
'You got plenty Tums, Bruddah' to combat
the after effects of your exotic cuisine!"
NOTE: If you have a photo you can part with, send it to THE CITY OF MAUI so we can enter YOU as a possible candidate in the big Ho'ohana Of The Year contest.
THE CITY OF MAUI
Attn: Dept. 4683
Post Office Box 880602
Pukalani (Maui), Hawai'i 96788-0602
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Give a man a free hand and
he'll run it all over you.
- The Amazing Penny
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