THE CITY OF MAUI
NEIGHBORHOODS:
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"Mua" - Horoscope
FEBRUARY 2001
by Annie Okole
K ARIES (March 21-April 19)
You end up promising more than you can deliver when you make the sad discovery there aren't enough aphrodisiacs in the world to help you.
J TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
You see a chance to right a wrong and finally put your correct phone number on the bathroom wall at Polli's.
K GEMINI (May21-June20)
Your moon will be opposing Jupiter this month. Don't get involved. It's their problem.
L CANCER (June21-July 22)
Involvement with groups and clubs gives you satisfaction and pride. So much so, you go out and buy new leathers and chains.
L LEO (July 23-August 22)
Kinky habits bring about break-up with the opposite sex. Call to a Maui dating service brings a referral to Dial-A-Prayer.
J VIRGO (August 23-September 22)
Perhaps it's time to alter your birth certificate. Your moon is stuck in Venus and she's really pissed!
K LIBRA (September 23-October 22)
After eating at a restaurant in San Francisco called Bonjour Croissant, you realize a dream and open a restaurant on Maui called Hello Toast.
L SCORPIO (October 23-November 21)
Your psychic powers are heightened. You foresee Elvis visiting Pukalani. See Sagittarius message.
J SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21)
You realize excesses in food and drink are affecting your mental health, causing you to hallucinate. You decide to stop eating.
L CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19)
You experience an increased interest in genealogy until you find your family name mentioned in Darwin's Origin of Species.
K AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18)
You agree to take yoga on your mate's request, but change your mind when you discover it isn't the yellow part of the egg.
L PISCES (February 19-March 20)
Your reputation is currently in the spotlight. However, your joy is short-lived when you discover spotlights are in violation of the county codes.
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