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Rules of Acquisition
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This page was last updated on 05/24/01.
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"Rule of Acquisition -- Whisper your way to success." - Nog, Treachery,
Faith and the Great River (DS9)
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"The riskier the road, the greater the
profit, and other gems from the Rules of Acquisition." - Quark (thought),
DS9 Novel #25 The Courageous (Rebels book 2 of 3) by Daffyd ab
Hugh
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"Once you have their money, you never give it back." -
Rom, The Nagus (DS9/1)
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"Never pay more for an Acquisition than you have to."
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"Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity." - Zek, The Nagus (DS9/1)
"... Sixth Rule of Acquisition ... Never allow family to stand in the
way of opportunity." - Quark / Nog, TNG Novel #52 Vectors (Double
Helix Book 2 of 6) - Dean Wesley Smith and Kristine Kathryn Rusch
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Odo: "Keep your ears open."
Quark: "Are you kidding? That's the Seventh Rule of
Acquisition." - In the Hands of the Prophets (DS9/1)
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"Small print leads to large risk."
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"The Ninth Rule of Acquisition clearly states that
'opportunity plus instinct equals profit." - Nog, The Storyteller (DS9/1)
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"Greed is eternal."
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"Anything worth doing is worth doing for money."
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"A deal is a deal... until a better one comes along."
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"A contract is a contract is a contract... but only between Ferengi."
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"A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all."
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"... the thought that a customer might not
be satisfied with his end of the bargain concerned a Ferengi not at all (in
fact, it was Rule of Acquisition Number Nineteen)." - Quark (thought), DS9
Novel #25 The Courageous (Rebels book 2 of 3) by Daffyd ab
Hugh
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"Never place friendship above profit."
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"A wise man can hear profit in the wind." - False
Prophets episode, Voyager
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"There's nothing more dangerous than an honest
businessman." "Rule of Acquisition Number Twenty-Seven." -
Quark / Sisko, DS9 Novel #25 The Courageous (Rebels book 2 of 3) by Daffyd ab
Hugh
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"Never insult a Ferengi's mother... insult something he cares about
instead."
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"It never hurts to suck up to the boss."
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"Remember the 34th Rule of Acquisition: War is good for business." - Ezri
Dax, The Siege of AR-558 (DS9)
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"Peace is good for business."
"Rule of Acquisition Thirty-five: War is good for
business." - Quark, DS9 Novel #26 The Liberated (Rebels book 3 of 3)
by Daffyd ab
Hugh
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"She can touch your lobes, but never your latinum."
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"Profit is its own reward."
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"My next thought was of Rule Forty-Four...."
"Never confuse wisdom with luck." - Quark / Sisko, DS9 Novel #24 The Conquered (Rebels book 1 of 3)
by Daffyd ab
Hugh
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"Never trust a man wearing a better suit than your own."
"The 47th Rule of Acquisition says: Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than
your own." - Quark, Rivals (DS9)
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"The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife."
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"Never ask when you can take."
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"Good customers are as rare as latinum--treasure them."
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"There is no substitute for success."
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"Free advice is seldom cheap."
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"Keep your lies consistent."
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"The riskier the road, the greater the profit."
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"Win or lose, there's always Hupyrian beetle snuff."
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"Home is where the heart is... but the stars are made of latinum."
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"Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses
the hell out of your enemies." - Quark, The Homecoming (DS9)
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"Beware of the Vulcan greed for knowledge."
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"The flimsier the product, the higher the price."
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"Never let the competition know what you're thinking."
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"Ask not what your profits can do for you, but what you can do for
your profits."
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"Females and finances don't mix."
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"Expand... or die."
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"Enough... is never enough."
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"Trust is the biggest liability of all."
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"Nature decays, but latinum is forever."
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"Faith moves mountains... of inventory."
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"There is no honor in poverty."
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"Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack. Rule of Acquisition Number
109." - Quark, Rivals (DS9)
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"Treat people in your debt like family... exploit them."
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"Never have sex with the boss's sister."
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"Always have sex with the boss."
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"Everything is for sale. Even friendship."
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"Even a blind man can recognize the glow of latinum."
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"Rule of Acquisition 125: You can't make a deal if you're dead." - Quark, The
Siege of AR-558 (DS9)
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"Wives serve, brothers inherit."
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"Only fools pay retail."
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"There's nothing wrong with charity... as long as it winds up in your
pocket."
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"Even in the worst of times, someone makes a profit."
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"Know your enemies... but do business with them always."
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"Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit."
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"let others keep their reputation... you keep their latinum."
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"Never cheat a Klingon... unless you can get away with it."
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"It's always good to know your customers before they walk in
the door.""It's always good business to know about new
customers before they walk in your door." "One Hundred and Ninety-Four."
- Quark / Sisko, DS9 Novel #24 The Conquered (Rebels book 1 of 3) by Daffyd ab
Hugh
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"The justification for profit is profit."
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"New customers are like razor-toothed greeworms. They can be
succulent, but sometimes they bite back.
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"Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to
step on them."
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"Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach."
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"You can't free a fish from water."
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"Always know what you're buying."
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"Beware the man who doesn't make time for oo-mox."
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"Latinum lasts longer than lust."
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"You can't buy fate."
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"Never be afraid to mislabel a product."
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"More is good... all is better."
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"A wife is a luxury... a smart accountant a necessity."
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"A wealthy man can afford everything except a conscience."
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"Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum."
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"When in doubt, lie."
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"I've been almost obsessed with the Two Hundred and
Eighty-Fourth Rule." "Deep down, everyone's a Ferengi." -
Quark / Sisko, DS9 Novel #24 The Conquered (Rebels book 1 of 3)
by Daffyd ab
Hugh
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"No good deed ever goes unpunished."
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"Whenever you exploit someone, it never hurts to thank
them." - Neelix posing as Grand Proxy, False Prophets episode, (VOY/2). This is not a real Rule of Acquisition.
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Unwritten Rule
"When no appropriate rule applies, make one up." -
Arridor, False Prophets, (VOY/2)
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