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Morning Burglar

      This one takes place the morning after Burn's brother Kevin spent the night celebrating his birthday.  And believe me he partied.  At one point in the night Kevin tried to use the kitchen table as a bed, but he was reduced to sleeping on the couch.  The next morning though, Kevin was awoken by the main window being open.  Coming out of his deep drunken sleep, his eyes managed to focus on a leg coming through the window.  Then the other leg, the body, and finally the burglar was inside the house standing before Kevin.  Kevin then blurts the words... "Drury?"  I was caught trying to mission impossible back into the house.  I had fallen asleep at the girl's house next door, and I did not have my keys.  Next time I will remember my keys.

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