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Long Distance Relationships

      Our freshman year, Clay and his girlfriend decided to try the long distance relationship.  As he came here to Ohio State, she went to the University of Cincinnati.  Things were good for the two, but eventually in the middle of winter quarter her calls and emails began to slow down.  So Clay asked one of his pals from Toronto that went to UC to check up on her.  And that guy did indeed find out at a party that she was cheating on Clay.  This pissed off Clay.  So he called her, reemed her out, and dumped her the next night.  She retaliated by sending Clay a picture of her giving a guy on helluva blow job.  Clay then retaliated by sending the picture to her parents with the caption: "Hi Mom and Dad.  Having fun at school."

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