the resident alian

About Us:

Ian Camaclang: The Resident Alian, and yes, I spelled that right (see below). I went to UCSD in beautiful La Jolla, California! It's okay... =). I got my Master of Engineering in Electrical Engineering, and my B.S. in Bioengineering. Sounds geeky and technical? It is. But the ladies love it. Ask my wife! Anagrams: acing almanac, magical canna. Find yours! Anagrams (resident alian): aliased intern, internal ideas, island trainee.
Maureen Ibañez: My wife Maureen went to UCSD with me for undergrad (B.S. Molecular Biology) and Yale University for her M.S. in Epidemiology/Public Health. Anagrams: inane emu zebra, rube zen anemia.
Timothy Camaclang: Our son Timmy was born on Valentine's Day, 2001. He is pure entertainment. Anagrams: galactic ham monty, manic myth catalog.
Evelyn Camaclang: Our daughter Evelyn was born on Valentine's Day, 2005. (That's not a copy-and-paste error; she really was born on Timmy's fourth birthday!) She is a happy baby. Anagrams: calm navel agency, elm angel vacancy.

Theoretically Asked Questions (TAQ):

What does Resident Alian mean? It's my status as a San Diegan. I'm originally from the Bay -- Hayward, California. And Maureen is from Claremont, CA. Timmy and Evelyn were born in San Diego.
Don't you know how to spell? "Alian" is just "alien" with my name in it...it's a pun, I guess. I've got tons.
So why make a home page? I just want to make my home on the web so people who know me or my family or want to know us can visit. Lost contact? Not anymore! Plus, I've got help for all of you web surfers out there, resources for classic and modern gamers, and more cool links.
Can I make my own page? Sure, I've got some tips. Visit my web help page.
Why "Theoretically..."? It can't be "Frequently" since I hardly (actually never) get asked these questions. And with the above answers the questions will probably still never get asked. They're preemptive explanations of things.

Announcements:

15 Aug 2006: The mirrors are now updated again. Hopefully this will go more smoothly (thus quickly) in the future. Also, I updated my title case program, Title Fix.
10 May 2006: The mirrors are now updated to the new style, directory structure, and content. Of course, space limitations make less available on each mirror lower on the list, but, eh, what can you do?
22 Apr 2006: I updated the bands page with some new banners and a few new bands too. Happy Birthday to Maureen, who is now as old as I am (to the year)!
19 Apr 2006: At long last, the photo gallery has been extended to page 15, going up to 2003! Enjoy. Also, apologies to users of IE looking at the galleries with funky tables. That code is fixed now. If it still looks weird, hopefully a browser refresh (typically F5 or Ctrl-R) will do.
10 Apr 2006: Another small change: I updated the splash page to reflect the change I made to the menubar in all of the other pages. I also changed the links to Claire's Room and the daycare to 88x31 pixel banners.
Announcements Archive

Some personal items:

	Journal My personal journal. Thoughts on music, technology, politics, faith, and life in general. Open to the public. All of the entries are mine so far, but Maureen may chime in every now and then.		Photo Gallery Last updated Jun 2002. It's not that I don't have the pictures, but it takes a while to publish them here. Especially the scanned ones.
	Maureen and Ian's Wedding We got married 04 Jan 2003, and here's our website with some wedding pictures, digital memorabilia, and credits.		Concerts page All the concerts I went to so far. I recently added U2 [Vertigo Tour] (02 Apr 2005, Anaheim), Moby (08 May 2005), Coldplay (26 Aug 2005), and Depeche Mode [Touring the Angel] (19 Nov 2005).
	Important Dates Birthdays and anniversaries. For privacy reasons, some of you listed here may want it taken down. If so, or to add something, contact me.		My resume There's no reason not to put this here. Maureen's is here too. Timmy's and Evelyn's resumes will be added shortly.

Some inspiring readings:

This passage demonstrates the history, strength, and persistence of the Filipino female, the Filipina:
"The Filipina" by Sylvia Mayuga from Insight Guide: Philippines

This passage demonstrates my philosophy on life, music, and math:
"Music and Fractal Landscapes" by Richard MacDuff from Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency by Douglas Adams

These essays echo my philosophy on politics, true compassion, and faith:
Moby Essay Archive from various albums by Moby

Vocabulary Word of the Irregular Interval: schadenfreude (UrbanDictionary.com) (note that many UD entries cite lyrics for the song "Schadenfreude" from the show Avenue Q)

Yes, you too can speak hip urban, hacker, or European slang just like your favorite actor, musician, professor, roommate, or distant relative! Use words like fo' shizzle, shiznit, w00t, or pikey! Visit UrbanDictionary.com! (Parental discretion advised.) For a standard dictionary, I use Dictionary.com.

Some other cool links:

	Maureen's Lab Space Maureen's research and slides from her lectures for the EMD 534 class at Yale.		timmy's zone Timmy's mini-site with his e-birth announcement, sonograms, and assorted pictures through his first year.
	evelyn's crib Evelyn's mini-site with her e-birth announcement, sonograms, and assorted pictures through her first two months.		Friends' pages Friends and family that still have pages I know of, that is.
	Band and music-related Official sites and fansites for a small fraction of the all the bands I like.		Fun stuff, movies, and multimedia Very miscellaneous fun stuff.
	Web Help Surf like a pro. Save time and find what you want. Publish your material.		Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy-related sites 42.
	Organizations at UCSD, Yale, and elsewhere Student orgs and resources. Needs some updating. For UCSD organizations, try searching here.		Original Software I wrote some bits of open-source software for my own utility, and they're stored here locally as well as on their own SourceForge sites.
	Hunger and sister sites To make the clicking for free donations slightly easier, I made a wrapper in HTML frames to allow selection of the next sister site without having to scroll to get to it.		Technology Resources Formerly called "Computer Resources." Hardware, software, humor. Play classic games!.

Spatial info:

This page exists in several places. They're tabulated below. Note that fewer areas are available in mirrors closer to the bottom of the list (i.e. as the available space gets smaller). Also, the mirrors will be updated roughly weekly, unlike the main and home servers, which are updated roughly daily (for the journal).

Mirrors:

Server	Location	PHP?	Counters?	Space	Comments
Main server	http://www.res-alian.com/	yes	yes	5000MB	"99.9% uptime"
Home server	http://web.res-alian.com/	yes	yes	lots	The original
FortuneCity	http://resident_alian.fortunecity.com/	no	no	100MB	Free with banner ads and few, if any, popups
Lycos Tripod UK	http://members.lycos.co.uk/resalian/	yes	no	50MB	Free with PHP with overlay ads and ad frames
Lycos Multimania FR	http://membres.lycos.fr/resalian/	yes	no	50MB	Free with PHP with overlay ads and ad frames en français
Comcast	http://home.comcast.net/~res_alian/	no	no	25MB	Secondary account, no ads
RoadRunner	http://home.san.rr.com/resalian/	no	no	5MB	Primary account, no ads

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Temporal info:

First created 08 Oct 1995.
Last modified 15 Aug 2006.
Journal updated 15 Aug 2006.

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