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Short People UNITE!

Welcome to the headquarters of Short People UNITE!, the campaign to help people 5'3 and under to come to terms with their shortness, become proud of their relative closeness to the ground, and realize that tall people must pay for their... well... tallness. We were born with the gene to take over the world. Let's remember short people who have tried to take over the world: Neopolean, Ross Perot, Brain (from the cartoon series Pinky and the Brain)... Somehow, short people are natural megalomaniacs. These three have tried to take over the world alone (Well, with the exception of Brain. He has Pinky, but with Pinky's stupidity, Brain might as well be alone.) and have failed. Miserably, I might add. But together, we can make a difference. We can rule the Earth, as we should for it is our birthright. It is our duty to take over the internet, because it is through technology that we can find the means to take over the world. Please join now. Short People UNITE!

Our Motto: "The tall shall perish and the short shall rule the world."

(Use this freely. It's not copyrighted or anything. Even though I DID create it. =P)

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This page and campaign was created by the President of Short People UNITE!, Kris Castillo

(I'm not only the President of Short People UNITE!, I'm also short!) This page is updated relatively every other week. If not, don't get mad. To email me, send to [email protected]