I got this funny statement from the various page, friends and from my self this the funny things happened to you if you play too much Final Fantasy VII :P bauhauhau mhauhuahua
***You start to dress like the Turks
***You develop a preference for armed guys in suits
***Your laugh starts to sound like "Gya ha haaa!" or "Kya ha haaa!" (Don't Laugh I did this for almost one week ok ? :P)
***You have a sudden, uncontrollable urge to put on a black cloak and hobble around moaning, "Where are you...Great...Seph..ir..oth?"
***You realized you went out and bought a Playstation just so you could play FFVII (I did this, ok???) ^_^
***You start chopping holes in all your possessions to make room for the Materia
***you call your best friends
barret,aeris,tifa,red13,cait sith,cid,yuffie, and vincent and call
yourself cloud
***You skipped lectures because you wanted to play FFVII... AFTER
playing it all night! ( Hmmm I did it once :P, don't believe it?, How old do you think I am?)
***You begin to think that you, too, can walk through flames (Like Sephiroth huh :P)
***Every time you see a man in a long black coat, you yell, "LOOK! IT'S SEPHY-CHAN!!!"
***You look EVERYWHERE to find all the ff7 merchandise ever made
***You develop an inexplicable affinity for long swords (I did this one too :))
***You have over 5 disks of ff7 pictures
***You mimic Sephiroth's smiles
***You can sing along to "One-Winged Angel"
***You get into fights hoping to get angry and find your own LIMIT breaks(huehuehu this is very stupid)
***You collect marbles and crystal balls, hoping that one of them is
materia
***You haven't slept for 38 hours cos you played it all through the
night
***You spend the rest of your day trying to think of more YKYPTMFFVII(7)W
comments ;D
***You are kicked out of theme parks for harassing the people in suits.
(Alright, you scum-sucking Shinra, I see through your plan!!" "Excuse me
sir" "Ah, officer! Arrest this man!!" "Come with me, sir" "No, what are
you doing?! HE'S THE ONE!! HE'S WITH SHINRA!! SHINRA I TELL
YOUUUUuuuu...)
***You collect marbles and crystal balls, hoping that one of them is
materia
***The only thing you look up on the Internet is ff7 (It's must be :P)
***You end up with about 1/2 an hour of sleep each day from staying up
all night searching the 'net for FF7 dojinshi
***Others hear 'cloud' and think "big white poffy thing in the sky", you
hear 'Cloud' and think "Yellow spiky hair, omnislash"
***You go on bombing raids into nuclear power plants ranting about "The
life-blood of the planet"
***Your party are all on level 99
***You know Emerald Weapon's attack routine and techniques off by
heart
***When you close your eyes you see Knights of The Round
***When you open your open them you see Omnislash
***You stand at Aerith's house just to listen to her music
***You were crying when you see Aeris Killed by Sephiroth (hehehe My Brother Did this ok? then he became very very angry with sephy chan)
***You tried to kill someone cos they showed you a FFVII spoiler pic
***You named Aerith after your g/f...
***You actually believe you're the greatest FFVII fan ever
***You started downloading FFVII pics before the game came out in
Japan
***You wish you had the Ultima Weapon IRL
***You missed The X-Files because you were playing FFVII
***You are determined to name your kids after the characters and want them
to act like
the real guys.
***You try to kill anyone who says that FF7 sucks.
***Your composition somehow always has it's plot like FF7.
***You grow your hair like Cloud's.
***You call anyone with spikey hair Cloud.
***You refuse to go steady with your g/f or b/f because you've fallen in
love with a certain FF7 character.
***You spend hours on the computer writing stuff like this.
***You spend all your free time working out at the gym, learning how to use
a katana (or better known as the Masamune), using hairgrowth tonics to make
your hair real long then dyeing it silvery white to look and act like
Sephiroth.
***You got a doctor to inject your ...well you know...with silicon to get
Tifa sized ...um "assets" to attract boys.(Don't kill me, my friend thought
of this one!)
***Your hobbies include breeding hamsters ,mutilating them and injecting
their bodies with strange, unknown substances which you think are Jenova
cells.
***Your computer password is "Sephiroth".
***You fold 2 pop-up jewels using black origami paper for one,white for
the other and calling them Black and White Materia respectively.
***You have an admirer and you refer to him as Vincent and yourself
Lucrecia.
***Your convinced that Chow Yun Fatt of the Replacement Killers was
actually Tseng with a haircut.
***You draw Sephiroth in your Science textbook.
***Your teacher makes you write a story and you make one on FF7
***you want to buy a 10 foot long katana
***you think fortresses stink because they don't have huge cannons in front
***you pick up a black marble and think you can summon Meteor
***You look up the meanings of all the characters' names just to see
what they originally meant.
***There are times when you're online and just get this sudden
feeling... Then you scream insanely
"MUST...HAVE...MORE...SEPHY...PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And rush to your
favorite homepage.(yep, yep, yep)
***Your language now includes @#$%$ and other symbols
***You throw a party on Valentine's Day, not because of Valentine's Day,
but because it's Vincent's Birthday
***When you refuse to go out with anyone who does not look like Reno,
Sephiroth, or Cloud
***When you are seriously thinking of burning down a small village just
because you think your mom is Jenova and not the lady who grounds you
for playing FF7 till 4am-- after starting at 6 yesterday morning
***You accidently call Clinton "Shin-ra"
***You dig large holes in the ground and sit in them, waiting for mako to
flow over you and make you a god
***You are constantly dying and changing your hair to try to look like
the main characters from FF7
How bout it ?? isn't that funny hehehehe well I tried to gather more funny statement from you guys
if you want to you're welcome just send me an email and I will tell it who's the one who make the statement in this Page
(Note : I'm sorry I didn't list the name of the writer of the statement above cuz I got it randomly from the internet and from my experience too much playing FFVII
if there was you guys who were writing the statement above but I didn't tell the name If you want to just mail me then I'll tell
your name and mail thank you again I'm realy realy sorry)
***Everyone else in your school has pictures of Leonardo DiCaprio and
their families in their lockers...You have Sephiroth, Vincent, the
turks, and endless other pictures.(hehehehehe.....)