Back to the Song Index

General Opponent Songs

A-League
(this is clap-chant, no tune required)

A-League! (clap-clap-clap)
A-League! (clap-clap-clap)

(this can also be done to the words "score-board!" when we're winning comfortably)

You're Not Very Good
(the link we had to this one broke - hopefully we'll find it again soon)

You're not very good
You're not very good
You're not very
You're not very
You're not very good

Its All Gone Quiet
(tune is "She'll Be Comin' 'Round the Montain")
(for the opposing fan groups - used often on road trips)

Its all gone quiet over there;
Oh, its all gone QUIET over there!
Its all gone quiet
Oh, its all gone quiet
Its all gone quiet over there!

Are you [team]?
(same chant, different words)
(adaptable for whoever's the worst team)

Are you New York in disguise?
Are you New York?
Are you New York?
Are you New York in disguise?

Can We Play You Every Week?
(if our opponent is particularly bad)

Can we play you every week?
Every week,
Every week?
Can we play you every week?
A-League rejects!

Team Specific Songs

DC United

We Hate D.C.
(tune is unique - those familiar with Contractors songs should recognize this one)

We, hate, D, C,
We hate DC
We hate DC!

Sesame Street
(tune is the theme to "Sesame Street", and can have other team names plugged in as they fit)

Fresh green grass,
We will kick D.C.'s ass!
Our boys, they know how to play quite elite,
Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to Sesame Street?

MetroStars!

We Hate New York
(tune is the same as "We Hate D.C." above, with New York instead of D.C.)

We, hate, New, York,
We hate New York
We hate New York!

Miami Fusion FC

M-I-A-M-I
(tune is unique, we're working on getting a .wav of it together - thanks to David Jones!)

M-I-A-M-I,
M-I-A-M-I,
You ask why, oh why,
We're gonna win the league?

New England Revolution

Falling Down
(tune is to "London Bridge's Burning Down", a children's song)

Revolution's falling down,
Falling down,
Falling down!
Revolution's falling down,
Down the table!

Columbus Crew are going up,
Going up,
Going up,
Columbus Crew are going up,
Up the table!

Tampa Bay Mutiny

Hey, Hey, Tampa Bay
(tune is a 60s era protest chant, "Hey, Hey, LBJ!")

Hey, Hey, Tampa Bay,
How many goals will you score today?
(shout "NONE!" very loudly)

Chicago Fire

Colorado Rapids

Dallas Burn

Kansas City Wizards

Los Angeles Galaxy

San Jose Clash

Hey, Hey, San Jose
(tune is the same as for "Hey, Hey, Tampa Bay" above)
(these words are another variant on the song - especially useful if the team have already scored on you :-)

Hey, Hey, San Jose,
How many fouls will you make today?

Back to the Song Index