Three Blind Refs
(tune is "Three Blind Mice")

Three blind refs,
Three blind refs,
See how they run!
See how they run!

Their whistles are stuck,
And their eyes are closed!
What they call, nobody knows!

Three blind refs,
Three blind refs...

Pull Your Head Out..
(tune is popular, but I forget the name)

Pull your head out,
Pull your head out,
Of your a**hole, referee!

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