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Thanks to James on the South Coast for these. Can anyone find any more? For all you English Student types out there.Which one of these isnt an anagram?
| Name | Anagram | Name | Anagram | |
| Danny Wilson |
Inland snowy Dylan in snow |
David Watson |
Satan did vow I'd no vast wad |
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| Darren Sheridan |
Render a hard sin Her dear innards Danish rearr end rend in hard arse |
Clint Marcelle |
I'll melt cancer Nell, cream clit |
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| Dave Regis | Can't score won't score | Neil Redfearn | Fear red Lenin |
What happens when we run some of the Barnsley squad through the spell checker on Word 95. Once again one of these is made up. Can you guess which one?
| Real Name | Word 95 Spelling |
| Matty Appleby | Matte Appleby |
| Jovo Bosancic | Jove Bosancic |
| Nicky Eaden | Nice Eaten |
| John Hendrie | John Henry |
| Laurens Ten Heuval | Lauren's Ten Heave |
| Glynn Hurst | Glenn Hurst |
| Andy Liddell | Andy Little |
| Clint Marcelle | Clint Marcella |
| Dave Regis | Dave Rubbish |
| Darren Sheridan | Darien Sheridan |
| Peter Shirtliff | Peter Shirtless |
| Adam Sollit | Adam Solute |
| Carel Van Der Velden | Carrel Van Deer Veldt |
| David Watson | David Watts |
| Arajan de Zeeuw | Aran de Sew |
Thanks to Matt at Sheffield Uni and Matt at Bolton Uni for these jokes.
What do you call a Blade in a 3 bedroom semi?
Why do people take an instant dislike to anyone from Sheffield?
Did you hear about the Conservative MP who was found dead in a Sheff U strip?
What do you say to a Blade with a job?
How many Blades does it take to change a light bulb?
Courtosy of the mailing list's Peter, James S. and Lon Weijers from Beverwijk, Holland. (They even hate him there!)
What do Britain and the Premiership have in common?
Why does Mr. McGoo smell like hell?
Mark McGee is walking aimlessly down the street when he kicks a can, (at thesecond attempt!), and out pops a Genie. He explains that he only lives in a rusty can and is so poor he can only grant two wishes. For the first wish McGoo pulls out a map of Bosnia, and asks the Genie to divide it up so that all the people get the right amount of land, in the right areas, suitable for their religious beliefs, so that they are all happy and all the fighting will cease. The Genie looks at the map for over an hour before handing it back saying "Sorry, you've got me there, it just can't be done." "Never mind", says McGoo, "For my second wish, can you get Wolves promoted?" The Genie looks at McGoo and says "Lets have another look at that map!"
"Premiership side Sheffield Wednesday have today been linked with the out-of-favour Juventus striker Gorgonzola. Manager David Pleat described the four foot nine attacker as 'Handy in the box' and stated that 'The lad's quite freshfaced at the moment, but once he matures he could be a bit tasty, especially with some nice salty crackers'."
From Lee Porter. "Someone asked me the other day, what time do Wednesday kick off? About every ten minutes i replied." (I suppose some people may just say the same about us too.)
(Ivan Tibble) How many Manchester United fans does it take to change a light
bulb?
Two, One to change the bulb, and the other to drive him up from London!