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Jubs, Jubs, he looks like an avacado!
That's right kids! He may look like an avacado, but he smells like
an old rotting egg might. With full torso action - press the hidden
button to morph him into Sir Rolf Harris. Nice one!
For $12 of your so-called American dollars.
Adult supervision required for torso feature. But hey, if it encourages
them to eat food, we must be good!
She wets.
Fully featured:
Betsy Betsy
She cries.
She lives.
She...lies.
No she
doesn't!
Only $4.
But how?
Slave labour from the Far East.
And
we're laughing on the other side of our faces!
What could be nicer than a cute little kittie for your child. Only $35.99
- With four fab phrases, including "rampage!" and "nice one!"
- Delicious, and nutritious. No added sugar.
- Rancid but not rabid. Good!
Fashion your face with a face-fashioner. You can fashion many things;
clowns morph into balustrades!
Trundlemeister! It trundles back and forth, like this.
You may trundle upstairs as well as down. You may trundle to old music.
Person + Money + Fun = Trundlemeister! Offer! Free with Trundlemeister - Loofahmeister.
Loofah your back as well as your front. Loofah while you work. Pay no money. Hate currency.
But now - free with Loofahmeister - Ronsealmeister! It does nothing.
