On The Road With Rump

Important Discovery from Rump that will effect the life of any true scope.

Dear Scopes,

It is with the most highest honour that I, Professor Ian Rump bring to you this discovery that I have found whilst on holiday in Blackpool.

Building a sand castle in the lovely sand I came across an ancient manuscript. After scientific research and analysis it appears that this text was produced in the time of camel conquestand and the author was none other than Ron of Blackpool. For many centuries historians have argued about the value of Ron's writings and what he was trying to prophesize. This was only because in the Scope Bible, the Book of Ron has never been understood and this is because there was one small part missing. I believe I have found it! Here it is...

1.) To us is born a King and he will be named Water Vole. There will not be an ounce of normality to his name, however he will be loved by all Scopes. To us is born a King who will defect to the evil that is Austin the Trans euphonerite of whom much is prophesized.

2.) Now I decree that many Scopes will think he has been lost but woe, woe, woe he is pretending and will rise up against the evil that will to surround him. Moreover do not be fooled by his distinct deformities he will and has been with us. The King will conquer over thy foe and return on 14 of July 2001.

This news brings a tear to my eye filled with indescribable joy. We have our King!! We have our King, and his name is Water Vole King Scope!!

Runk Rabbit Man, a friend of mine who is a scholar, says that in the Book of Hairusnairies we are to sing praises to the Scope that will over come the evil one. There will be those who will rebel against him and abandon him but those who align themselves with the King will join in his victory.

The precepts of the scope, damage the brain.

Ian Rump

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