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Don't envy others for what they have...just plan on a way to get something like it for yourself.......

1pxtransparent.gif (807 bytes) Mr. Smallerest was a very nice small guy under ordinary circumstances...but these weren't ordinary, in the least. I tried to get back in touch with him...to find out if he could or would tell me what started the entire...you have more then me...but we could not get our dates lined up.  On Tuesdays I go swilling...a nice game where you get into a pig pen and the pigs chase us around...who ever get bitten the least...is the winner...I am the champion...and I have no intentions of letting someone else take my place at the Rounds.  Only the community champions get to sit in the center at the Rounds...and I have sat there for ten years and will be there another ten...And Mr. Smallerest, he couldn't meet me on Thursday..the other day to meet folks...because he was always down at the Small Play Field...playing...Horsing around with horses.  You climbed onto the back of some horse or other, and the horse just stood there...who ever gets off first wins...and they have at least thirty rounds per game...and Mr. Smallerest gets off fastest...infact...he like me...is the Horsing Around champion and he gets to sit in the Round at the edges...because sitting and getting off a horse...isn't quite as dangerous as being chased by big fat pigs...and getting bitten...and even the Smalls admit that...still I understood...and wished I hadn't forgotten to ask the question when I had the chance.  The only other hope was to try and talk to the Big again...and all he seemed able to do was "mutter...mutter..."

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