 "mutter...mutter..."
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| The Side Liner or The Side Ways View |  |
On Saturday...I went over the Mr. Bigoligo, to ask if he could tell me
something. My wife had suggested this...instead of going to the other guy...try this
one...he talks, at least...or so she said...so I knocked on his extremely large door...and
knocked and knocked...I had forgotten that Saturday to Bigs is like Tuesdays to Mediums,
and Thursdays to Smalls. So I went home, having accomplished nothing...and felt quite alone...when the door bell splanged...My wife answered our rather just right door...and in strolled the Small and the Big...they having gotten together on Tuesday...when I could not be there...and worked out a compromise...All Mediums would have to go...and give the smalls their housing and furniture...the Small stated this did make a great deal of sense...because they would "fit" better into 'our' homes...and the Big was content because now the "little guys" weren't bugging them...all seemed well, for them anyway...but I told them...that all was not well...We the Mediums were not going to give up our homes anymore then the Bigs had planned too. How very "unkind" of them to make such plans for us Mediums. They informed me they never heard the word "unkind" before...therefore it didn't exist...and we all had two days to leave.... |