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Off the Top of My Head, Vol. V #1
Click to view the first "Rant" that ran from 6/4/98 through 7/1/98 at the top of Michael's Tripod Homepage. Witness Michael's comments about his page, a little bit about people he knows, and see him mocking that after five years his decision to relearn HTML!

Off the Top of My Head, Vol. V #2
The second rant, still "BEFORE" Michael decided to rename it the internet version of "Off the Top of My Head". Witness Michael's psycho-babble about absoultely NOTHING! WOO!

Off the Top of My Head, Vol. V #3
The first official "Off the Top of My Head" on the internet. Oddly enough, the people Michael knows only FROM the internet have offered MONEY for psychiatric treatment after this rant. Wow.

Off the Top of My Head, Vol. V #4
This sucks, don't click. But the whole point of OTTOMH (sucking or not) is to log all of the thoughts you have, even if they're unemotional and nothing. Alas... Michael hopes to God that he never has to force you all to endure another piece of schlock like this... really.

Off the Top of My Head, Vol. V #5
The current OTTOMH. Hell, they might be yelling: "Oh my God! They killed Michael!"... who knows.

Off the Top of My Head, Vol. V #6
Next up? Michael talks about his defiance and work... or something

Wait--- I'm alive? Since when? Oh--- now. Gotcha. Hello and welcome to another Off the Top of My Head. SURE it's two weeks late and SURE I'm on a new server, but what the hell--- my life is weird... and let me tell you how. (That's normally what I do, basically write a friggin' letter to myself babbling until I bore myself)... Today I saw "Ever After." Nice movie, a review shall be up shortly along with reviews of Mafia! and Bulworth which were both good efforts in their own right. Now, what I will divulge upon is merely life itself--- strange. Now, currently I've found myself in a new relationship. But it's weird--- after saying for weeks that "this is what I'm looking for" I find myself wondering--- IS IT? Hell, she's an extraordinary girl, but still--- I dropped her off tonight and walked to my car. I literally spoke to myself wondering what I was doing exactly. For one thing, MY LIFE HAS NO DIRECTION. It appears, at this point, I may not have one for quite some time. That sucks my friends, I can't begin to tell you that. Another, I find myself sitting in a movie theatre with a wonderful girl thinking "this isn't going to last." Now how fucking HEALTHY is that?!?! Hell, I've basically told her at the beginning of the relationship I was probably nothing more than a rebound guy off of her last long running relationship in the teenage theatre they call LOVE. Since then, I've basically written myself off into my pathetic little corner. I've pissed a good friend off (who didn't even TELL me he had an itch in his pants for this girl) and now I'm sitting here wondering what the fuck is up. I mean, I've had a dream already and it weirds me out. Every so often, I seem to have a dream/idea/memory/day dream that happens to me in real life. Even if it's a simple as me looking in the mirror or something that day, I still manage to do it and get a weird feeling of deja vu. That's why this dream comes as such a fucking flip out for me. The last "deja vu" feeling I had involved myself sitting in a corner wondering why I couldn't just be left alone... and it came true. This one has her screaming "Justin" while I'm with her. Frightening. Hell, it's amazing how much I find myself contemplating pathetic bullshit in the melodrama that is the life of a teenager without one. I don't want to hurt her, but if I feel this way, and people I CARE to be around can't seem to think they can be around "us" then God damn, this trauma isn't worth it... how to break it to her, I'll never know... Well, if you know Shannon you're probably on your way over to KICK MY ASS... My mother decided because I can't sleep that's enough for her to TAKE MY MOTHER FUCKING CAR AWAY... WTF?!?! Before I have a brain hemerage, that's all I really have to say on that... Did I forget to mention in the past few rants that KNOLOGY sucks ass? Did I? If you are from the cable company that is KnOLOgy--- you can suck my.... friend Tim seems to have a little problem with me... God, why me? ... Halloween H2O comes out officially tomorrow. I'll be there... I hope... Why must teenagers be so completely and utterly stupid? Yeah! Under age drinking is soooo cool! WOO! [chokes].... My brother's back from his trip to the Lonestar State--- coincidence that I ALREADY wanted him dead ONCE? ... he DID bring me a snazzy "I Do What the Voices In My Head Tell Me To." sticker, so I'll give him props for that one. Good job Josh! ... Candice called me yesterday (that being MONDAY August 3rd) and wanted to talk, Michael being without a car and trying to force himself to sleep (being that I'd GET IN TROUBLE otherwise) wasn't much of a conversationalist... Ak. Figures, my questions start and Candice is now wanting me to do things with her again--- what's up with that?... WCW/nWo Road Wild will be presented THIS SATURDAY at 8pm Eastern. Why do I all of a sudden want to hurl? Quick card run down: Eric Bischoff & "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan v. JAY LENO & Diamond Dallas Page... WCW World CruiserWeight Champion: "Lionheart" Chris Jericho defends against Juventud Guerrera for the 100th time this year (only 2nd time this year on PPV). Dean Malenko will be the referee in the most obvious screwjob since the Michaels/Undertaker Casket Match at the Royal Rumble... Stevie Ray will face Chavo Guerrero, Jr. Apparently the "Television Title" will be defended... Raven, Perry Saturn, and Kris Kanyon will face in a Triangle Match... too bad we saw the match for FREE the night after the LAST PPV... NWO Hollywood and NWO Wolfpac will have some sort of "Battle Royal" or "Elimination Tag Team Match." Apparently, it'll be teams of FOUR or FIVE. If Five the teams are: Brian Adams, the Giant, Scott Hall, Curt Hennig, & Scott "Flash" Norton for NWO Hollywood against Bill Goldberg (why?), Konnan, Lex Luger, Kevin Nash, and Sting for NWO Wolfpac. Oh, and did I forget to mention we get a THIRTY MINUTE SUCK FEST with TRAVIS SHIT---err Tritt?!? WOO!... Okay, I think I killed enough time. Why must the WWF air the countdowns until SummerSlam? Is it a coincidence that just before SummerSlam my "Highway to Hell" reaches the start of the school year? IS IT?!?! I mean--- really? ... Okay, I suppose I'll have to leave with with some sort of good note... ummmmm... life goes on?



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