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<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0><script> (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){ (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o), m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); ga('create', 'UA-47423994-1', 'fortunecity.ws'); ga('send', 'pageview'); </script> <center> <br> <div> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=728&height=90"></script> </div> </center> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=120 BGCOLOR="#FFCCFF" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="0bf8a781egdyul.jpg"> <div> <FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#00FF00" FACE="Arial" ><B>Bill's Funnies </B></FONT> <B> </B><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#00FF00" FACE="Arial" ><B>| </B><B> </B><A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Bills Funnies "><U><B>home</B></U></A></FONT></div> <div> <A HREF="id114.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="God Bless The U.S.A."><U>God Bless The U.S.A.</U></A> | <A HREF="funnies_pg_1.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Funnies Pg.1"><U>Funnies Pg.1</U></A> | <A HREF="funnies_pg_2.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Funnies Pg.2"><U>Funnies Pg.2</U></A> | <A HREF="funnies_pg_3.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Funnies Pg.3"><U>Funnies Pg.3</U></A> | <A HREF="funnies_pg_4.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Funnies Pg.4"><U>Funnies Pg.4</U></A> | <A HREF="funnies_pg_5.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Funnies Pg.5"><U>Funnies Pg.5</U></A> | <A HREF="funnies_pg_6.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Funnies Pg.6"><U>Funnies Pg.6</U></A> | <A HREF="funnies_pg_7.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Funnies Pg.7"><U>Funnies Pg.7</U></A> | <A HREF="id106.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Blonde Funnies"><U>Blonde Funnies</U></A> | <A HREF="points_to_ponder.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Points to ponder"><U>Points to ponder</U></A> | <A HREF="eye_chart.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Eye Chart "><U>Eye Chart </U></A> | <A HREF="id110.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Play Checkers"><U>Play Checkers</U></A> | <A HREF="redneck_jokes.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Redneck Jokes"><U>Redneck Jokes</U></A> | <A HREF="funny_pic_s_1.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Funny Pics 1"><U>Funny Pic's 1</U></A> | <A HREF="funny_pic_s_2.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Funny Pics 2"><U>Funny Pic's 2</U></A> | <A HREF="funny_pic_s_3.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Funny Pics 3"><U>Funny Pic's 3</U></A> | <A HREF="e_greetings.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Send EGreetings"><U>Send E-Greetings</U></A> | <A HREF="id107.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Awards"><U>Awards</U></A> | <A HREF="links.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Other Site Links"><U>Other Site Links</U></A> | Contact Me | <A HREF="headline_news.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Headline News"><U>Headline News</U></A></div> <div> <br> <br> <br> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=190 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="282a42a3.jpg"> <div> Unto thee,O Lord,do I lift up my soul.</div> <div> Psalms 25:1</div> <div> In Loving Memory Of Our Son , John. 1963-1995</div> <div> <IMG SRC="23c82ba0.jpg" border=0 width="130" height="186" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div>  <embed src="HTMLobj-744/Amazing_Grace_2.mid" autostart="true" loop="true" hidden="true">  </div> </td> <td valign="top" height=360 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="282a42a3.jpg"> <div> Contact Me</div> <div> </div> <div> <IMG SRC="1c343320.gif" border=0 width="67" height="50" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> </div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <IMG SRC="1c23c320.gif" border=0 width="60" height="50" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">  <form action="http://formmail.trellix.com/servlets/TlxMailer" method="POST" enctype="application/x-www-form-urlencoded"><input type="hidden" name="tlx_SortOrder" value="Name,Email,Comments"><input type="hidden" name="tlx_FormIndex" value="1"><input type="hidden" name="tlx_OKMessage" value="Thank you for your comments on my web site."><input type="hidden" name="tlx_SendMode" value="1"><input type="hidden" name="tlx_Subject" value="A comment form was submitted"><input type="hidden" name="tlx_EmailTo" value="bmorgan2us@yahoo.com"> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1" border="0" align="center"> <tr> <td align="left">Name:<br> <input type="text" name="Name" size="30" maxlength="100"></td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Email:<br> <input type="text" name="Email" size="30" maxlength="100"></td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left">Comments:<br> <textarea name="Comments" rows="5" cols="30"></textarea></td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"><input type="reset"> <input type="submit" value="Send" name="tlx_send"></td> </tr> </table> </form>  </div> <bR> <div> The best way to get in touch is fill in the form above and click "send."</div> <div> I hope you enjoyed the jokes and pictures. If they brought a smile to your face or the verses brought you comfort and inspired you to think, I have accomplished what I set out to do. If you have heard a good one lately, just copy & paste it in the form above and send it to me, (clean ones only please). If you would like me to publish it on my site, just include a note in your e-mail.The song that is playing is Amazing Grace, my personal favorite. The words in the verses mean a great deal to me. Please take a moment and read them to yourself and see if they apply to your life.</div> <bR> <div> <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#006633" FACE="Arial" >AMAZING GRACE</FONT></div> <bR> <div> Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound,</div> <div> That saved a wretch like me...</div> <div> I once was lost but now am found,</div> <div> Was blind, but now, I see.</div> <bR> <div> T'was Grace that taught...</div> <div> My heart to fear.</div> <div> And Grace, my fears relived.</div> <div> How precious did that Grace appear...</div> <div> The hour I first belived.</div> <bR> <div> Through many dangers, toils and snares...</div> <div> I have already come.</div> <div> T'was Grace that brought me safe thus far...</div> <div> And Grace will lead me home.</div> <bR> <div> The Lord has promised good to me...</div> <div> His word my hope secures.</div> <div> He will my shield and portion be...</div> <div> As long as life endures.</div> <bR> <div> When we've been there ten thousand years...</div> <div> Bright shining as the sun...</div> <div> We've no less days to sing God's praise...</div> <div> Than when we've first begun.</div> <bR> <bR> <div> JOHN NEWTON wrote Amazing Grace in the late 1700's. 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