Ooner's Page of Stuff

Comedy, Music, Movies, N64, and other stuff you don't care about.

 


Welcome to my wonderful new web page. I used to have a page very similar to this one at AOL, but now my AOL account is gone, so I have been forced to move on to bigger and better things. Even though I think I know what I'm doing, I still need some help. If you have any suggestions on how I can improve my page, PLEASE e-mail me at [email protected]. I have a habit of updating constantly, so check back every once in a while, and tell your friends... PLEASE.

 


 

Funny Stuff

 

 

Funny Road Signs

A Dog Called Sex
My English Spelling Chequer Poem
How God Created Earth
Deep Thoughts (Hilarious!)
Signs That You Drink Too Much
Fun Things to do on an Elevator
Ways to be Offensive at a Funeral
REAL Funny Headlines
Things NOT to do if You Find Yourself in a Horror Movie Situation
Stupid Lawyer Quotes
Fun Things to do During a Boring Lecture
New Office Lingo
The OJ Poem (Written Dr. Suess Style)
Ways to Annoy Your Bathroom Stall Neighbor
Proof That Santa is Not Real
Funny Stuff (A Lot Like "Deep Thought")
Tips For Writing Gooder English