The Real Scope Story (3)

RE-UNITED AGAIN

(2001)

A Report from the 2001 Summer School by Wolverine

1). The week started poor although much amusement was created when we completely took the piss in our first drama session. All act like hyperactive spastics in gay drama game on field. (The 20 year old Wildebeest surprises us with an unorthodox rubbing of the bollocks in front of young boys and girls).

2). Carefully planned raid on females almost aborted until Cobra brings us back to reality and leads us back into action. A couple of rooms trashed and almost killed a girl. (He aint jokin' either).

3). Pummel middle boys who try and get us with water! (lessons have been learnt).

4). CENSORED phones my parents and tells them what a naughty boy I've been! Whooopppeee doooo cock boy!

5). Almost sent home!

6). Look at CENSORED! (Honestly boys I'm ashamed of this one, nice CENSORED though!) (HAHAHA!! I only wish I didn't have to censor this).

7). Led in by the infamous King Scope, we enter as aliens and delay the start of the TV game evening. Gail then makes a disastrous mistake by handing us the microphone. We then make noises in front of the whole school for 5 minutes. Through a translator King Scope informs the audience that he admires horses and is quite happy to be here. Then in the only universal language he knows the king then agressively barks into the microphone.

8). The sudden realisation that we are not going to take part in talent (first time for many years) causes the group to result to desperate measures. In 10 minutes the fart band is resurrected, accompanied by some faces from the new kid (Ted). We all piss ourselves in practice because we're really funny!!! Not for the first time Rogue is the star of the show as he makes us all look like twats by cocking up. Flippin Michael Barrymore's performance was better than us! Who gives a shit? Long live the King!

9). Ed (Tedwood, Smelly Ferret) pulls CENSORED. CENSORED being possibly one of the dumbest girls from Europe had to retake her last year at primary school 3 times.

10). In front of his mum and gran, and on his debut Summer School Final Festival Ted forgets words in drama sketch. Being the dumbest kid ever to walk, let alone narrate, Rogue laughs instead of helping Ed out, leaving the rest of the group helpless in the middle of the stage.

....and finally we invent dance for main item that includes obscene rubs of the cock area and acts of buggery!

I hope this has brought about some amusement.

Mark (Wolverine)

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