1. If It Quacks Like A Duck ... (Tuesday, April 14, 1998)
2. My Oh My! (Wednesday, April 15, 1998)
3. Observations On Cats (Thursday, April 16, 1998)
4. Tickle Me Silly (Friday, April 17, 1998)
5. Class Assignment (Saturday, April 18, 1998)
6. Quips & Quotes (Sunday, April 19, 1998)
7. The Mailman's Last Day (Monday, April 20, 1998)
8. What Is An American? (Tuesday, April 21, 1998)
9. Confucius Say ... (Wednesday, April 22, 1998)
10. Newspaper Bloopers (Thursday, April 23, 1998)
11. Gender Differences (Friday, April 24, 1998)
12. Sick Day Excuse #3482 (Saturday, April 25, 1998)
13. If Women Ruled The World ... (Sunday, April 26, 1998)
14. Not Afraid To Use It (Monday, April 27, 1998)
15. Scary Dumb Lawyers (Tuesday, April 28, 1998)
16. Parental Observations (Wednesday, April 29, 1998)
17. Feline House Management 101A (Thursday, April 30, 1998)