Story Of Jack Schitt
Many people are at a
loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt."
Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of
Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O.
Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In
turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple
produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parent's
objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe
Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living
with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as
Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they
produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of the
6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in adual
ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens
wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and
Hoarse Schitt. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the
world. Herecently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa
Schitt.
Family History Recorded By Crock O. Schitt.
So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you
can correct them.
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