This is my email hub. Here all of my saved email messages are available for viewing and download. If you would like to submit a page for me, send it to my college account at [email protected] and I will add it when time permits.
However, keep in mind the following guidelines:

1. As little profanity as possible. I will attempt to remove as much of this as possible. If doing so would destroy the message, don't bother sending it.
2. Keep the content clean. Messages containing a majority of sexual leanings/connotations will be ignored.
3. If possible, acknowledge the originator of the message. In addition, contact me if you find any messages that need acknowledgements.
4. If you have a preference as to which category I should display the message in, please let me know. Otherwise, I will do my best to categorize it myself.

Religious Thoughts
Pride - the worst(?) sin
Definition of a musician
Fellowship of the Unashamed
Pastoral Search Committee

Religious Humor
Christian pick-up lines
What priests do in Heaven
A different version of Genesis
A new priest's first sermon
An Engineer in Hell?
An announcement at the convent.

College Thoughts
College Thoughts
Before I came to college I wish I had known...
Natural Highs

College Humor
100 ways to freak out your roommate
Cool things to do in a dorm shower stall
Doing ANYTHING to pass a final...
How to write a college paper
You Might Be A College Student if...
same as above, but with comments by yours truly.

Computer Humor
20+ Things That Would Change if Microsoft Headquarters Moved to Georgia
A man's trials with credit cards and computer accounting
Top 10 things heard with a klingon on your programming team.
If Dr. Suess wrote a computer manual
Backwoods definitions for computer parts
A list of computer viruses

Male/Female "Bashing"
The effects of beer
Cats vs. Women
Chemical descriptions of Men & Women
What gender should a computer be?
Top 10 things you'll never hear a dad say
Maybe Santa is a woman....
If you had one wish...
Men vs. Women
Multiple choice test for "real" men
What men know
The "perfect" joke
Top 10 reasons God created Eve

Miscellaneous Serious
Who you are makes a difference
Death of an Innocent
Poems of Life
The effect of a smile...
A survival kit for everyday life
We all need someone who understands
Alphabet of Friendship
Caring about others
We have two choices in life
Lessons from a butterfly
Young people, learn a lesson from this...
18 things we can learn from a dog
Lessons from a fence
Friends: simple vs. real
Instructions for life
Life as a juggling game
Stuff i've learned
more Stuff i've learned
5 important lessons - true stories

Favored selections from Humournet
Collage 4 - Kirk vs. Picard and the rebuttal
Collage 24 - funny answering machine messages
Collage 31 - remember those spy games as a kid?
Collage 32 - true accident reports from insurance claims
Collage 33 - "Santa Physics" and it's rebuttal

Miscellaneous Humor
Usages of preservatives
Psychic dog?
The meaning of life... - not a text file, this is a program created with Visual Basic for Win95.