I can't stop jumping! I'm too excited! Somebody might sign my guestbook!
| Simpson's Punishment | Author - Unknown: A list of various punishments Bart had to write on the chalk board. |
| The Soothingness of a Blank Piece of Paper | Author - Peter Cozmyk: The title speaks for itself. |
| B.O.O.K. | Author - Unknown: Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device. |
| Hillbilly Letter | Author - Unkown: A letter from a Hillbilly family to their son. |
| Euro-English | Author - Unknown: Europeans adopt a new language. |
| Things to Ponder | Author - Unknown: Some weird, but logical questions. |
| A Treatise on the 4th Dimensionality of a Twinkie | Author - Peter Cozmyk: Hey! I'm a physicist, what did you expect? |
| How to Kill Someone With a Chicken Nugget | Author - Peter Cozmyk: Why are all the weird essays written by me? |
| Silly Thoughts | Author - Unknown: Some silly things to ponder. |
| Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? | Author - Unknown: Some famous people answer this question. |
| Wal-mart Shoppers | Author - Unknown: 51 Things to do while at Wal-Mart. |
| Beethoven's Grave | Author - Unknown: A hilarious joke about Beethoven. |
| The Politician | Author - Peter Cozmyk: A poem I wrote in High School about politicians. |
| The Book of Trumpet | Author - Peter Cozmyk: A forgotten chapter in the Bible, or a trumpet player's fantasy? |
| History Bloopers | Author - Richard Ledere: A hilarious compilation of history mistakes by students. |
| Jesus vs. Satan | Author - Unknown: Jesus and Satan see who is the best computer programmer. |
| 100 Ways to Order a Pizza | Author - Unknown: The pizza place will hate you if you do these. |
| Poe Uses a Computer | Author - Unknown: This author is a person after my own heart. |
| A Star Trek Poem. | Author - Unknown: Did Dr. Seuss really write this? |
| Does Santa Exist? | Author - Unknown: There's always a skeptic. |
| Reasons to Keep an Open Mind | Author - Unknown: Interesting stories of unexpected successes. |
| Christian Bear | Author - Unknown: A joke about a bear and a pastor. |
| Hickphonics | Author - Unknown: The language of the South. |
| Engineers Can't Cook | Author - Unknown: What are these guys trying to say? |
| There Can Be Only One | Author - Unknown: M&M's go at it, one on one. |
| The Night Before Christmas | Author - Peter Cozmyk: A church band at Christmas time. |
| The Book of Violin | Author - Peter Cozmyk: Another lost book of the Bible? |
I can't stop jumping! I'm too excited! Somebody might sign my guestbook!