KORKOPIA

After we locked kork out of my car, he displayed an extremely rude gesture towards all of us, the gesture involved his middle finger. He then decided to quench his thirst with a refreshing 20 ounce Mountain Dew. Kork is in safe mode.

After Playing many, countless battles on Mario Kart 64's battle mode between Randall, Morkis Werd, and myself, Kork suggested that he may go home in a bit, he also noted that he was getting sick of Kart battle mode Randall and I thought it was somewhat peculiar that Korkis, of all people was getting even the slightest bit sick of playing Kart. Randall looked at Mork and said...... "Who are you and what have you done with the real Kork, you imposter" -that entire evening, Pork Soda was known as "The Imposter"

Here's all the pages in the Korkopia Web-Site......I think! hehe KORKDRINK.htm WAVERLY.htm KORKSCAPE.htm GUACO.htm KORK812.htm SATELLITES.htm KORKICARUS.htm STARLAND.htm MORK'S-MUG.htm KORKTUMOR.htm PORKOPIA.htm KORKTUB.htm POSTCARD.htm KORKPHONE.htm PORK&BEANS.htm TUMOR.htm KORKPIT.htm KORKACEY.htm KORKBACK.htm KORKINLINE.htm KORKMENU.htm KORKOPIA.htm KORKOPIA2.htm KORKOPIA-LEAVE.htm KORKSCHICK.htm KORKSUSHI.htm KORKWAITS.htm LAZY.htm RANDALL3.htm SPONGE.htm VIRTUALKORK1.htm VIRTUALKORK2.htm