I was not there, so I can't relay this story to you accurately, however, this is how Randall told it to me: 
Kork, Randy and Kieth (Randy's brother) were sitting in their living room. Randy had a toy of some sort, and Kork made a comment about it. Randy explained to kork that he was going to play with the toy in the bath tub later. (Randy was kidding) Kork, at first, thought he was kidding and laughed at him. Randy pretended to take offense to that. Kork realized Randy was serious about playing with the toy in the bath tub, Randy told Kork that playing with toys in the bath tub was cool and he should get into it (Randy was still kidding) Kork, since he's a mindless follower...agreed with Randy and said... 
"If I had some cool toys, I'd play with them in the bath tub"
-Kork is in safe mode
Here's all the pages in the Korkopia Web-Site......I think!  hehe
KORKDRINK.htm  WAVERLY.htm  KORKSCAPE.htm  GUACO.htm  KORK812.htm SATELLITES.htm  KORKICARUS.htm STARLAND.htm  MORK'S-MUG.htm  KORKTUMOR.htm  PORKOPIA.htm  KORKTUB.htm  POSTCARD.htm  KORKPHONE.htm
PORK&BEANS.htm  TUMOR.htm  KORKPIT.htm   KORKACEY.htm  KORKBACK.htm  KORKINLINE.htm KORKMENU.htm  KORKOPIA.htm  KORKOPIA2.htm  KORKOPIA-LEAVE.htm  KORKSCHICK.htm  KORKSUSHI.htm KORKWAITS.htm  LAZY.htm  RANDALL3.htm  SPONGE.htm  VIRTUALKORK1.htm  VIRTUALKORK2.htm