Randy and I told Kork, at one time that since he likes to mix fountain drinks together, he could get a tumor. Kork believed us. We also told him that if he switches beverages...say...if he were to drink a Pepsi and a Coke in the same day, he risks getting a tumor. We believe Kork has aquired a tumor from his beverage mixing actions. 
"Kork has a tumor"
-Randy Scott Mock
Here's all the pages in the Korkopia Web-Site......I think!  hehe
KORKDRINK.htm  WAVERLY.htm  KORKSCAPE.htm  GUACO.htm  KORK812.htm SATELLITES.htm  KORKICARUS.htm STARLAND.htm  MORK'S-MUG.htm  KORKTUMOR.htm  PORKOPIA.htm  KORKTUB.htm  POSTCARD.htm  KORKPHONE.htm
PORK&BEANS.htm  TUMOR.htm  KORKPIT.htm   KORKACEY.htm  KORKBACK.htm  KORKINLINE.htm KORKMENU.htm  KORKOPIA.htm  KORKOPIA2.htm  KORKOPIA-LEAVE.htm  KORKSCHICK.htm  KORKSUSHI.htm KORKWAITS.htm  LAZY.htm  RANDALL3.htm  SPONGE.htm  VIRTUALKORK1.htm  VIRTUALKORK2.htm