Greetings......... and welcome to KORK-OPIA! you may ask yourself "what the heck is KORK-OPIA?" or "What the heck does KORK-OPIA have to do with good 'ole Lucas Scott Ward of Frankfort High School in Short Gap West Virginia?" or "why did I choose to visit this fruity web page?" or "How is it, that the bias, liberal news media continues to fool the general public and get away with it?" Please use my nifty dandy MENU below to maybe find a few answers to these exciting, perplexing, mind-boggling questions. ......And Kork....if you're reading this, remember...hehe...I have the tactics. 
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Satellites ..................
"With technology these days, it's quite difficult to get lost in the woods"
   -Pukas Werd
 
Here's all the pages in the Korkopia Web-Site......I think!  hehe
KORKDRINK.htm  WAVERLY.htm  KORKSCAPE.htm  GUACO.htm  KORK812.htm SATELLITES.htm  KORKICARUS.htm STARLAND.htm  MORK'S-MUG.htm  KORKTUMOR.htm  PORKOPIA.htm  KORKTUB.htm  POSTCARD.htm  KORKPHONE.htm
PORK&BEANS.htm  TUMOR.htm  KORKPIT.htm   KORKACEY.htm  KORKBACK.htm  KORKINLINE.htm KORKMENU.htm  KORKOPIA.htm  KORKOPIA2.htm  KORKOPIA-LEAVE.htm  KORKSCHICK.htm  KORKSUSHI.htm KORKWAITS.htm  LAZY.htm  RANDALL3.htm  SPONGE.htm  VIRTUALKORK1.htm  VIRTUALKORK2.htm