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Welcome to Korkopia
 Kork is in Safe Mode
That is a sponge on Lucas Scott Ward's (Kork's) hat. Kork, at the time was unaware of the sponge placed on his hat.
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-Lucas Ward
The counter you see, or may not see above is a piece of crap. I don't recommend it. I just don't feel like changing it..

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You Stomp Like Herd of Wild Bull Productions
 
"You StompLike Herd of Wild Bull"
-Johan Hans Rein*
 
*Johan Hans Rein may or may not reside at 17 S. Waverly Terrace, Apt #2 Cumberland, MD 21502. In my personal opinion, he is a jerk. Whatever you do, don't submit his adress to many places on the internet that would may or may not send him loads of junk mail. That would not be very nice, now would it? I am not nice to Hans -he's a jerk.
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.Click the back arrows (above) and to your amazement, you will be instantly transported to the previous page of KORKOPIA.
Here's all the pages in the Korkopia Web-Site......I think!  hehe
KORKDRINK.htm  WAVERLY.htm  KORKSCAPE.htm  GUACO.htm  KORK812.htm SATELLITES.htm  KORKICARUS.htm STARLAND.htm  MORK'S-MUG.htm  KORKTUMOR.htm  PORKOPIA.htm  KORKTUB.htm  POSTCARD.htm  KORKPHONE.htm
PORK&BEANS.htm  TUMOR.htm  KORKPIT.htm   KORKACEY.htm  KORKBACK.htm  KORKINLINE.htm KORKMENU.htm  KORKOPIA.htm  KORKOPIA2.htm  KORKOPIA-LEAVE.htm  KORKSCHICK.htm  KORKSUSHI.htm KORKWAITS.htm  LAZY.htm  RANDALL3.htm  SPONGE.htm  VIRTUALKORK1.htm  VIRTUALKORK2.htm
If you think KORKOPIA is a dandy place, and wanna link it to your site, I made a nifty button for it below.
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EVERYTHING on this web site was created by me...except for the background and the midi music, so don't be a jerk and nab any of my nifty stuff. Make yor own, you weirdo.