KORKOPIA

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< Tumor

*As you can plainly see in this accurate photograph, Morkis Porkis Pukas Werd has a Tumor upon his noggin, after years of scientific study, Beak and I have come to the conclusion that it causing Kork to live his life in what we call "Safe Mode". People familiar with Windows 95 know that safe mode is sorta like a "cripple mode" because hardly anything on your computer works when it is running in safe mode. The same goes for Kork Werd. "His brain is in safe mode."

*entire statement may or may not be true or partially true. Here's all the pages in the Korkopia Web-Site......I think! hehe KORKDRINK.htm WAVERLY.htm KORKSCAPE.htm GUACO.htm KORK812.htm SATELLITES.htm KORKICARUS.htm STARLAND.htm MORK'S-MUG.htm KORKTUMOR.htm PORKOPIA.htm KORKTUB.htm POSTCARD.htm KORKPHONE.htm PORK&BEANS.htm TUMOR.htm KORKPIT.htm KORKACEY.htm KORKBACK.htm KORKINLINE.htm KORKMENU.htm KORKOPIA.htm KORKOPIA2.htm KORKOPIA-LEAVE.htm KORKSCHICK.htm KORKSUSHI.htm KORKWAITS.htm LAZY.htm RANDALL3.htm SPONGE.htm VIRTUALKORK1.htm VIRTUALKORK2.htm