Parodies
We at ROBWO love nothing more than a good parody (except a nice pint and some cheese
maybe). So here are a few we liked:
At That Time of the Month(At That Time Of the Night)
Author: The Lizard.
At that time of the month when women throw tantrums
And lose their brains, paranoia roams where the shadows reign
Oh, at that time of the month
At that time of the month your senses mangled and you're just no fun
Criticism triggers off a loaded gun. At that time of the month
So if you ask me how do I feel inside
I could honestly tell you it hurt so much I nearly cried
And if my hormones let me have some free time some day
With all good intention I would probably run away
Clutching my tampax
At that time of the month when questions should be left unasked
Cos all of my answers will take you to task
At that time of the month
At that time of the month
You're about as in control as a crazed baboon
Your stomach swollen up like a huge ballon
Oh, at that time of the month
So if you ask me where do I go from here,
My blood-curdiling answer will fill you with dread and fear.
So if you join me and get on your knees and pray,
I'll show you salvation and you may live another day
Ducking the missiles
If I had enough money I'd buy a damned hysterrectomy
Get rid of my innards, my madness and all of that so greasy hair.
And if some kind soul could please chuck me a fag
Cos without some drugs I'm one miserable old bag.
Warm moist crotches (to fade)
