Rather Large Badger

Real Name : Lee Fisher

Special Move : Superbrawl

The Story of Rather Large Badger

Rather Large Badger was born in Pakistan in 1977. He lived in a small, poor set in the foot hills in a time of civil war between Stink Badgers & Rock Badgers. His father was sent to war during his infant years and was beaten & ambushed by a small gang of Stink Badgers. He was left with his mother (who was in her third year of breeding) and his older sister (who was a cook) until she died of rabies after being accidentally bitten by her pet water vole. His mum commented "Rather Large was always playing with himself & I often found myself watching."

After breakfast he always used to go out in the hills and explore. One day after while exploring he was ambushed by 2 or 3 Stink Badgers which he defeated with the aid of a certain nearby Water Vole, who would later become a long term friend and accomplice & would also later introduce him to the Scope cause. Water Vole's special technique of short length swimming capabilities came in handy on numerous occasions throughout his life as they both fought together against the Stink Badgers of the South divide in the civil war.

After the civil war they both migrated to the West Midland's in England as Water Vole wanted Rather Large to join Wolverine's Scope Knight Academy, where animals from all over the world were handpicked by Wolverine and the 4 Skin Scopes to join a crack force of Scope rebels to embark on special missions against the Evil Emperor Austin. It was here Rather Large rose up through the ranks of the common troops until he became one of only a few Scope Knights in the entire universe. Only 2 in a million had the necessary qualities to make it to such a high level of Scope power and as a result he was able to join the Red Helmets with, the newly trained Scope Knights from the academy, Wildebeest (with Death Breath[tm]) and Baboon (with disgraceful flatulence & horrendous visage). Their leader was Rather Large's good friend King Water Vole VIII. The Red Helmets were the second group of Scope Knights along with Wolverine's disciples the 4 Skin Scopes. The 4 Skin Scopes were the only existing Scope Knights from, the homeland of Scopes, The Realm of Camel Hygiene. They consisted of Wolverine (expert tree climber and the Royal Family's official protector and advisor), Barn Owl (ingenious schemer with 360 degree vision), Hawk (experienced navigator with expert mapping techniques and pilot abilities) & Cobra (a silent assassin with stealth movement and venomous spit). These two forces and their growing numbers of recruited troops underneath them proved to be a formidable combination, of which Rather Large's aggressive brawling abilities were an important part. However disaster struck as Water Vole confused himself and his opponents as he descended into a deranged state of mind. Rather Large often found himself having to bail his old friend out of trouble as his special move was crap outside of the bath. The 2 friends often fell out with each other as Water Vole was a heavy drinker who descended deeper into the Dark Side of the Scope Force as he fell in with a certain Emperor Austin and ruled together with him as Vice Emperor of all the Scope Empire.

To this day rather Large fights the new and even stronger army of the evil Scope Empire in an effort to save his friend & friendship with Water Vole who day by day increasingly loses his ability to read and walk, & now lies on his bed all day while rubbing himself up making car noises. As part of the Scope rebellion he hopes to overthrow the Empire that has corrupted his friend and restore him to the throne as the rightful heir.

The civil war still rages in the foot hills of Pakistan, although the Stink Badgers armies are starting to fall but their mighty leader Ted (friend and ally with Emperor Austin) is still at large and as a result Imperial Scope forces seem certain to intervene. If Rather Large is to restore order to his homeland then his Red Helmets (of which he is now the leader of) and the 4 Skin Scopes must first destroy the Empire which it would look like.....is their destiny.

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