1. What The 24th Century Would Be Like Under Today's Management Techniques (Friday, May 1, 1998)
2. The Phone Calls (Saturday, May 2, 1998)
3. Which Son? (Sunday, May 3, 1998)
4. Urgent Year 2000 Update (Monday, May 4, 1998)
5. What If Food Was Dirty And Sex Was Clean? (Tuesday, May 5, 1998)
6. Dependents (Wednesday, May 6, 1998)
7. Summer Classes (Thursday, May 7, 1998)
8. Happy Hour (Friday, May 8, 1998)
9. Happy Mother's Day (Saturday, May 9, 1998)
10. Flying Over Yellowstone (Sunday, May 10, 1998)
11. No Room At The Inn (Monday, May 11, 1998)
12. Thus Spake Gates (Tuesday, May 12, 1998)
13. 19 Sure-Fire Ways To Know You're A Woman (Wednesday, May 13, 1998)
14. 10 Things that Suck About Being a Guy (Thursday, May 14, 1998)
15. The 9 Kinds of Girlfriends/Boyfriends (Friday, May 15, 1998)
16. Locking Horns (Saturday, May 16, 1998)
17. Tickets Please! (Sunday, May 17, 1998)
18. A Bad Day (Monday, May 18, 1998)
19. Not Tonight ... I Have A Headache! (Tuesday, May 19, 1998)
20. Mr Fix-It (Wednesday, May 20, 1998)
21. Say That Again?? (Thursday, May 21, 1998)
22. Bribery Gets You Everywhere (Friday, May 22, 1998)
23. A Funny Condition (Saturday, May 23, 1998)
24. One Good Whack ... (Sunday, May 24, 1998)
25. Darwin Awards (Monday, May 25, 1998)
26. I Wouldn't Wanna Be In His Shoes ... (Tuesday, May 26, 1998)
27. Elevator Laws (Wednesday, May 27, 1998)
28. Bus Drivers (Thursday, May 28, 1998)
29. Application For Permission To Date My Daughter (Friday, May 29, 1998)
30. Go Navy!!! (Saturday, May 30, 1998)
31. A Few Good Lines (Sunday, May 31, 1998)