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Fanfics and filks of mine own hand

This is my small collection of fanfics, songfics and filks that I've written and have posted to rec.arts.anime.creative and the Fanfic Mailing List. All my stories and filks are now stored as plain text files except The Happiest Bride, which is a ZIP file.

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The Slayers
Ranma 1/2
Bubblegum Crisis
Spamfics (various anime series)
Songfics (various anime series)
Filks (various anime series)


Slayers Fiction

Naga And The Serpent

Here's poem I wrote for Valentine's Day 2000. Okay, I was reaching...the Naga portrayed within is nothing like the brain-dead moron of the series, but my take on it is she was actually more normal before she suffered a trauma that made her act that way. Even if you don't like the characterization, it's still a piece that I'm proud of.


Ranma 1/2 Fiction


Half And Half

Half and Half, Part 1 : Here's Ranma-chan


Ranma and Genma Saotome appear in Nerima for an engagement of honour between the two schools of the Anything-Goes-Martial-Arts, but when a curse makes a person not quite themselves, in mind as in body, it's hard to be more than friends....

Half and Half, Part 2 : School Is No Place For Perverts


Akane's not the only one with a bit of a crush on Dr. Tofu, and I ain't talking about Kasumi...and besides that, what girl could ever tolerate Tatewaki Kunou touching her breasts?

Looney Tunes

What would happen if the cursed people in the series became animals, but from another studio's cast of animated characters? Gary Kleppe quoted Ryouga as having said: "Ranma! Prepare to d-d-d-d-d-be killed!"

Looney Tunes, Part 1 : Here's Pepe


Genma Saotome arrives at the Tendo Dojo to explain things, but nothing prepares the girls for a hopeless romantic worse than Kunou...or that smell, either.

Looney Tunes, Part 2 : School Is No Place For Fumigation


No bokken could ever fend off that odor...Kunou, you'd better buy some expensive soaps.

A Change For The Worse

A Change For The Worse, Part 1 : Ranma and Louis


Nabiki blackmails Ranma into attending a college frat party with her, but things get a little out of hand, even for Ranma...

A Change For The Worse, Part 2 : Bokken Forth


Ranma and Nabiki return to Nerima, but Nabiki isn't happy about having a curse and blames Ranma; Hikaru Gosunkugi finally gets his magic to work; plus, Kodachi has found herself a new love....

A Change For The Worse, Part 3 : Missing Inaction

(Coming soon...well, sometime, if I ever get the chance)
Tatewaki Kunou may finally be able to vanquish that filthy cur, Ranma Saotome, and send him to his grave, but is he really the brains behind the plot, or merely the dumb muscle?
Who will fight at Ranma's side to help him? Necessity can make for strange bedfellows...

Ranma 1/2: Saotome Orange Road

Here are the first two parts of a series, a crossover of Ranma 1/2 and Kimagure Orange Road. The premise is to take the Ranma 1/2 characters and place them in the stories and situations of the KOR OAV series.

Prelude information about the series

I Was A Boy! I Was A Pig!

Blue Thunder! Kuno, The Girl Chasing Boy!

Miscellaneous Ranma 1/2 Fanfics

Any Other Way

Here's a little insider's view of Kodachi and her real motivations. (Okay, this was written by someone who likes Kodachi-chan, but it explains a lot of why she does what she does.)

A Dearth In The Family

Here's one that I got onto RAAC just in time for Hallowe'en 1997. It's a romantic and funny (and sexy!) vampire story, with no violence beyond the usual Akane/Ranma stuff. This garnered the most and best reaction I've received to any fic I've written so far.

Oh - and that is supposed to be dearth, which means "lack", or "scarcity".

A Rude Awakening

A psychological darkfic where the psychiatrist Dr. Tofu tells Nodoka how he cured her son of his insanity. Not happy, but an interesting idea, if I do say so myself; it got a lot of positive attention.

Hell Is Borne Of Three Women

No, it's not an anti-woman poem, it's a dark piece I wrote for Hallowe'en. I didn't get much reaction to it, but I'm including it anyway.

Shinda

This came together in 90 minutes on the eve of Hallowe'en, a VERY short and unusual tale of a psychopathic murderer and what goes on in his mind. Quite dark, at the very least. (Okay, I was suffering from insomnia when I wrote this, what can I say?)

The Happiest Bride

(This story is stored as a ZIP file.)
WARNING: LEMON ALERT!!!
Here's a tale of Ranma's wedding night and the woman being wed that day who was the happiest bride. Lots of naughty bits, and quite funny in places. 18+ Only!

Remember, this is a lemon, so don't blame me if you don't like it. (Especially the bit about Ryouga! ^_^)



Bubblegum Crisis


Bubblegum Circus

This is a seven part series of stories to follow Bubblegum Crisis and Bubblegum Crash. It is advisable to read the information file to understand the series' background and a short synopsis of each story.

It's been quite a while since I last wrote parts of this series; don't hold your breath expecting more, but if you would give me a polite kick in the ass, I might get working on it again.


Spamfics (and other bad jokes)

Here's my short collection of spamfics I've written. Whether I write more of them depends on how much worse my sense of humour gets (only Gary Kleppe has a worse one, I think O_-). Yes, there are a few errors in them, but I didn't want to change them because (a) I'm lazy, and (b) I didn't want to change the tone or mood I wrote them in.

Ah! My Goddess

Moonlight and Cherry Blossoms (the one syllable version)

There was a "one syllable" fanfic competition going around the FFML a while ago, and I decided to throw my hat in the ring. This isn't an original story, it's actually a one syllable retelling of the first episode of the AMS OAV series.

Neon Genesis Evangelion

Hell On Earth

This is a spamfic crossover, one character borrowed from Ranma 1/2, which contains a very bad joke on her name. Read at your own peril.

Ranma 1/2

Ryouga Porks Akari

Here's a slightly-lime fic with the worst joke of all these spamfics. No flames please, I've already had my share of them for this story.


Songfics

Neon Genesis Evangelion

Hand Over Fist

I was listening to my various Rush records for the umpteenth time and had an inspiration about the similarity between Rei, Shinji, and Asuka and the game "rock, paper, scissors" while listening to this song.

Original Works

Dirty Creature

Last Hallowe'en, I was digging around for ideas to write, around the time I came out publicly. I was reminded of how disgusted I felt when I was shown La Blue Girl, most disgusted of all because I was actually turned on by that piece of trash. While happening to listen to Split Enz greatest hits album History Never Repeats, I thought of this song as the perfect critical commentary of the "tentacle rape" genre in anime, and of standard pornography in general. (I like romantic sex stories, like the anime End Of Summer, not sex for sex's sake.)


Filks

I'll probably be hung up by the short and curlies for these, but here are some song parodies I've dreamt up. I've already had threats over one of them, so I won't be surprised if there are more. (If a name appears in parentheses beside the song title, it means that would be the singer.)

A filk about Anime vs. Disney


For my money, Disney is the evil empire and is the last thing anime needs. Watered down plots, stories written for no other purpose than to sell merchandise...*ugh*

Astroboy


Filks about bad dubbing


I don't hate all dubs, just bad ones. Here's a little bit of humour about them. (You know, compared to the early AnimEigo efforts or Mangle Manga Video, Streamline Pictures is quite good.)

Crazy Little Thing Called Dubs
The Otaku Song

Filks about Ranma 1/2


I love novelty songs. I grew up hearing compilation records like Goofy Greats, Dumb Ditties, Funny Bone Favorites...ahh, K-Tel, where are you now? ^_^ Here's a few parodies of songs I remember well.

Ranma v. The Uncute Tomboy
Mr. Tendo (Ranma)
Bone Doctor (Ranma)
Chinese Duck (Mousse)
Okaasama, Otousama (Ranma)

Here's some normal songs parodied; who says a serious song can't be fun, hmm?

The Girl From Nerima
Ranma Nibunnoichi
Kunou's Overture
Breakfast In Nerima (Ranma)
Baka In The Mirror (Akane)
I'll Cook For You (Ukyou)
Being One Of The Three Is Bad (Ukyou)
Tie My Ranma Down (Kodachi)
I Feel So Good (Happosai)
Can't Get There From Here Ryouga, of course!)

Christmas Filks


I was really surprised at the amount of positive feedback I got for these, I was expecting hate mail. These are collections of Christmas song parodies I dreamt on December 22nd 1997 (part 1) and December 24th (part2), the third I wrote and released just last year (December 1999). Enjoy them, and may you never again be able to sing the original songs with a straight face.

The Anime Parody Christmas Songbook, part 1
The Anime Parody Christmas Songbook, part 2
The Anime Parody Christmas Songbook, part 3


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