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| Rob's Ninja School Training |
-As Written by Robbie:
Ok ok, so you know how dame got his powers, thats nice. But c'mon! I KNOW he's not your favorite character. It's gotta be me, Rob, or better known as.....Dark Ninja! Ever wonder how I got my amazing ninja skillz?! Well wonder no more as you read my 2 part story.
Part one: What is this?! Robbie is at ninja school?!
One horribly boring summer day, Joey decided he, Dame, and I should go out. Little did he know i was somewhere else, and that somewhere else is......
"Ninja school?! What the hell?! Who the hell ever heard of a ninja school?!" Screamed Joey.
"It does sound a little strange" Damian answered.
"A little?" said Joey.
"Okay okay, it is very strange, but you know Robbie." said Dame.
"He's fucking weird dude. Bah.....who cares lets head out to lazer quest, the usual time alright?" asked Joey.
Damian agreed, and at that very moment, i was getting my ass kicked by a buncha guys dressed as pirates. Sensei told me it was some sort of training, i guess it was a lesson on withstanding pain. I tried figting back, but it was no use, i could tell the were students of sensei. After they had their fun I asked sensei what the hell was up with the damn pirates. He struk me down with a bamboo stick for not knowing such 'common knowledge'. The wise man stood tall above me and explained.
"For ages we have been battling each other Robbie-San, we have sworn out hatred towards the pirates, I cannot tell you why, not even I know. I'm sorry, but I can tell you this, if you ever come across a pirate, STRIKE HIM DOWN! SHOW HIM THE FURY OF THE NINJA!" he exclaimed.
I just gave a him a strange look and nodded. After that I headed for my room.
It was tough a tough task attending ninja school, we ate nothing but rice cakes, and tofu, and drank nasty ass green herbal tea. But i got used to it. Our training consisted of various exercises, slashing bamboo tress with our katanas, sparring, meditation, and sneaking around. Typical ninja stuff. As the days went by, i got more experienced, strength, speed, stamina, dexterity. I was progressing in all the areas. As my skills grew, so did my ego. I was full of pride and all the students hated it. I was at the top of my class. No one could surpass me, not even sensei. He tells me I am different, that soon enough I will unveil a hidden power. But I always brush it off and call him a crazy old dude.
After kicking the crap out of ninja school the sensei decided I should move on. He came to me while I was meditating.
"Robbie-San, you are an experienced ninja now, not even I can match you. I have something for you." he said while I was still meditating. "I want you to take my katana. It has hidden powers, I have trouble summoning them, but I know you can do it with ease."
"ZzzZzz" heh, i fell asleep meditating. I got whacked in the head for it, but hey, i got the sword! Sensei had told me some words of wisdom and then i was off. As soon as i got back home I ignored my family that was greeting me and went to go see my pride and joy. My computer. I hopped on the internet, and made some plans with Dame and Joey to meet up sometime. After that i decided to run on my walls, cause im a ninja.
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Next episode: Three super friends reunited! Who is this mysterious man?!